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Title<\/b>: Girl Trouble [Inuyasha\/Kagome]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: R for swearing.
\nSummary<\/b>: Inuyasha simultaneously knows too much and absolutely nothing about women.
\nAN: He so totally can tell. In my opinion, it’s more fun to write Inuyasha and Kagome arguing than getting it on anyhow. <\/p>\n
Girl Trouble<\/b><\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Monk!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Inuyasha, Kagome, and Shippo didn’t even look up when Sango’s shout rang across the clearing, followed by the usual crack of her palm against Miroku’s cheek. They kept right on eating until Sango had stomped off to the spring by herself and Miroku had sat down across from them at the fire, the handprint on his face an angry red.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What did you do this time?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome asked. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nothing much.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miroku shrugged, grinning as usual. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You must have said something.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome crossed her arms. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153On my honor, I did not,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miroku’s eyes grew wide in what he probably thought was an expression of innocence. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I was merely escorting her to the spring, for her own safety, and then I stumbled a little and my hands happened to brush her waist.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And a little lower?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome inquired icily. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sadly, no,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d and Miroku actually did look a little put out, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153if I would have tripped a few steps further back perhaps, but the angle was not quite as I had hoped. And that is all. Lady Sango then slapped me as usual.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It’s because it’s the end of her pupping cycle.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
There was a moment of silence as Kagome turned her head slowly to regard Inuyasha. The half-demon was still eating as though he hadn’t said anything of note. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What did you say?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she asked. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I ‘ed,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha repeated around a mouth of noodles, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that it’s the end of Sango’s breeding cycle. She’s always gets cranky the last few\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153SIT!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome screeched, and Inuyasha flung his hands out in front of him to save his ramen as he went crashing into the dirt. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dammit wench!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he barked around a mouthful of dust. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What the hell was that for?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You’re so insensitive!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome shouted at him, clenching her hands into fists. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Just because a girl doesn’t like being pawed, it must be that time of the month, is that it?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I didn’t even get to paw her,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miroku sighed regretfully. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Miroku!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome turned her glare on the monk. Shippo, who had been watching this exchange nervously, edged around to Miroku’s side of the fire. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What’s the big fucking deal?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha demanded, finally able to drag his neck up from the ground and giving the full force of his snarl to Kagome. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All I said was that it’s the end of her cycle!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That’s a horrible thing to say!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome shrieked. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But it IS!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha roared.<\/p>\n
Kagome froze with the next ‘SIT!’ hovering on her lips. Inuyasha, clutching his ramen to his chest for safety, eyed her warily. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you saying,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she finally asked, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that you can actually tell?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Of COURSE I can!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha snapped. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I can smell your blood through the well a thousand years away, can’t I?! Why wouldn’t I be able to smell it when you’re sitting right there?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome’s voice was faint and she had turned a little pale. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Besides,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha continued, going back to eating and completely oblivious to the danger of the subject, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The week before, any demon with a decent sense of smell can tell you want to mate.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153WHAT?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome’s eyes had gone very round, and Miroku and Shippo exchanged a glance before edging backwards. Inuyasha, unbelievably, kept on talking.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And it’s even easier to tell about you because\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha’s ears flattened against his head as he noticed Kagome’s nuclear expression and realized what he was saying. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I mean,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he backpedaled, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153not that I care if you want it\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Inuyasha!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miroku tried to stop him as a vein began to pop on Kagome’s forehead, but he plowed right on ahead. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6but sometimes it’s really obvious, you really\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153SIT!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome screamed, hands and eyes clenched in fury. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153SIT SIT SIT!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
The ramen went flying as Inuyasha was slammed down, creating an inu-crater six inches deep. By the time he had managed to crawl back out of the hole, Kagome was long gone, gone to cool her temper in the hot spring. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What the fuck was that about?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he demanded of Miroku and Shippo, who both shook their heads sagely. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You sure don’t know much about women!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Shippo reported. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They don’t seem to like discussing their cycle,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miroku added. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You think?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha crouched down and shook the dust off himself before picking a few stray noodles off his haori and flinging them off into the night. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Even so,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miroku remarked reflectively, eyeing Inuyasha, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that was a little extreme even for Kagome. Seems like maybe Inuyasha hit a nerve\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Kagome seemed even more flustered when Inuyasha said he knew when she\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6wanted it. <\/i><\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What nerve?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Shippo asked, tugging on the monk’s sleeve when he fell silent. Miroku gave a quiet laugh to himself and shook his head. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nothing,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said, giving the kitsune a smile. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Perhaps it is the end of Kagome’s cycle as well.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Inuyasha grunted, having completely missed the significant looks Miroku had been sending his way. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Kagome’s just a bitch<\/i>.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
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