{"id":1084,"date":"2007-02-11T07:32:13","date_gmt":"2007-02-11T15:32:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1084"},"modified":"2009-10-01T16:33:59","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T00:33:59","slug":"hiro-and-ando-are-in-akihabaradeep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2007\/hiro-and-ando-are-in-akihabaradeep\/","title":{"rendered":"Heroes, The One Where Hiro and Ando Are in Akihabara@DEEP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more  The One Where Hiro and Ando Are in Akihabara@DEEP [Hiro, Ando, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: The One Where Hiro and Ando Are in Akihabara@DEEP<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>:  It&#8217;s PLANNING TIME.<br \/>\n<b>A\/N<\/b>: Written as Marksapelli with Marksykins.<\/p>\n<p><b>The One Where Hiro and Ando Are in Akihabara@DEEP<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Can&#8217;t you put down the comics for a second!&#8221; Ando demanded, just before one gloved hand snatched Hiro&#8217;s <I>Shounen Jump<\/i> out of his hands. &#8220;And you wonder why we call you Page!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I thought it was more like &#8216;Paging Dr. LOVE,&#8217; &#8221; Hiro said in his best soap opera voice, then laughed and dodged a kick from Ando. &#8220;And maybe if you didn&#8217;t love your cubicle so much, we wouldn&#8217;t call you Box-kun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Look, we&#8217;re having a crisis,&#8221; Ando said, tossing the manga into Hiro&#8217;s cubby. &#8220;Taiko just called, and apparently the Cosplay Infiltration Operation isn&#8217;t going so well.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s impossible!&#8221; Hiro scoffed. &#8220;We planned the whole thing!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Well, I TOLD you that they shouldn&#8217;t go as <i>Kyou Kara Maou<\/i> maids!&#8221; Ando snapped. &#8220;You know that Izumu can only hold that form for three minutes at a time! Even Daruma&#8217;s fashion-designing skills can only hide so much!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We never should have made Akira Yozak,&#8221; Hiro mumbled to himself. He tugged thoughtfull on the ends of his scarf, then hopped out of his chair. &#8220;Yosh! We&#8217;ll just have to go and rescue them!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Rescue them?&#8221; Ando crossed his arms and stared Hiro down. &#8220;And just how to you plan to do that? They&#8217;re inside one of the biggest cons in the greater Tokyo urban area, and we needed to register two months ago!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s PLANNING TIME!&#8221; Hiro shouted, completely ignoring him.<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are the worst leader ever,&#8221; Ando informed Hiro as they stepped off the subway and headed up to the street, bags with their costumes clutched protectively, or in Ando&#8217;s case disdainfully, to their chests. &#8220;And I hope you get run over by a cosplay neko-maids. With stiletto heels.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s going to work just fine,&#8221; Hiro sniffed, pausing to blink in the daylight for a moment before heading down the sidewalk, not bothering to check if Ando was listening or even following him. &#8220;We&#8217;ll just say we lost our group. And don&#8217;t forget your emergency line.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That security uniform makes your shoulders look so broad, sir,&#8221; Ando repeated dutifully, glad for his longer legs to keep up with Hiro&#8217;s determined trot.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good man,&#8221; Hiro said, and then he said, &#8220;Hmm,&#8221; because they had just come around the corner and found a line of roughly two million otaku lining up in front of the convention center. &#8220;Well, let&#8217;s just change.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Out here?&#8221; Ando demanded. &#8220;In the open?!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ve got a plan for that too.&#8221; Hiro set down his bag and yanked it open, then tugged out an old Sailor Moon sheet. &#8220;I call it &#8216;Page&#8217;s Screen of Ultimate Concealment!&#8217; &#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You are the worst leader EVER,&#8221; Ando growled.<\/p>\n<p>******<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, transformation complete!&#8221; Hiro announced, and Ando was very thankful to drop the sheet, untie the other side from a convenient street sign, and shove the whole thing back in Hiro&#8217;s bag. 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No one should be able to see my eyes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Just then, Taiko, Izumu, Daruma, and Akira ran up, looking dishevelled but triumphant.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re back!&#8221; Akira reported. &#8220;Now <i>run as fast as possible!<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;MISSION COMPLETE!&#8221; Hiro shouted, then promptly ran right into the street sign. <\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1084'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1084);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1084);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1084);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s PLANNING TIME. 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