{"id":1095,"date":"2006-10-31T20:01:30","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T04:01:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1095"},"modified":"2009-09-06T09:38:33","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T17:38:33","slug":"the-ugliest-geisha","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2006\/the-ugliest-geisha\/","title":{"rendered":"JE, The Ugliest Geisha"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more The Ugliest Geisha [NEWS, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: The Ugliest Geisha [NEWS]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Even Yamapi can tell that this is trouble.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for 2006 Trick or Treat. <\/p>\n<p><b>The Ugliest Geisha<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Even I can tell that this is trouble,&#8221; Yamapi said, voice certain and arms crossed.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What are you talking about, Yamashita-senpai?&#8221; Tego asked sweetly, blinking his big brown eyes, but Yamapi knew better than to be distracted by that ploy.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Last time you were holding that hammer you nearly killed Shige with it,&#8221; Yamapi pointed out, but he was interrupted by Massu draping himself over Tego&#8217;s shoulders and giving him the thousand-watt smile.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s really nothing,&#8221; he assured. &#8220;Say, don&#8217;t you want to go hang out with Ryo and Uchi in the other room? Although you might want to knock first as they&#8217;ve been gone way longer than it takes to remove pants even with your hands tied to the dressing room chair&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;As tempting as that is,&#8221; Yamapi interrupted loudly, &#8220;I&#8217;d rather you just tell me what Kusano and Shige are failing miserably to hide back there.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kato Shigeaki has no idea what you&#8217;re talking about!&#8221; Shige exclaimed. He and Kusano shuffled closer together.<\/p>\n<p>Yamapi crossed his arms and looked stern; Jin said he was getting better at it. &#8220;Tego, I know where you keep your w-inds. cds.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aaaaww,&#8221; Tego whined. &#8220;Go on, guys, just show him.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Shige and Kusano exchanged a glance and stepped apart to reveal a miserable Koyama in a kimono and lots of foundation.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I just wanted to prove I wasn&#8217;t the ugliest geisha!&#8221; Shige exclaimed.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1095'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1095);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1095);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1095);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even Yamapi can tell that this is trouble. 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