{"id":1105,"date":"2006-10-31T20:30:11","date_gmt":"2006-11-01T04:30:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1105"},"modified":"2009-09-06T09:39:23","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T17:39:23","slug":"normal-people","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2006\/normal-people\/","title":{"rendered":"Loveless, Normal People"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Normal People [Kio\/Natsuo\/Youji, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Normal People [Kio\/Natsuo\/Youji]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Kio had no idea how this had happened. Honestly. None.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for 2006 Trick or Treat<\/p>\n<p><b>Normal People<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Kio had no idea how this had happened. Honestly. None.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Kio-taaaaan,&#8221; slurred Youji, grinning endearingly, ears twitching behind his devil&#8217;s horns. Kio took a quick step back because he had seen the way Youji had been &#8216;accidentally&#8217; nailing people with his heels all night.<\/p>\n<p>That meant he slammed right into Natsuo, however, who curled around him immediately like a creeper vine.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You want to share, right?&#8221; Natsuo smiled up at Kio, rubbing his cheek against the velvet corset of Kio&#8217;s bar wench costume.<\/p>\n<p>Kio held the pitcher of beer up a little higher and tried to figure out how this had gone so heinously wrong. He should have known better, really, but when <i>normal<\/i> people asked if they could bring friends to a college party, they meant COLLEGE friends, not sixth graders!<\/p>\n<p>One of them, there was no point in trying to figure out which, snapped Kio&#8217;s garter belt, making him yelp and slosh the beer a little. Kio glared across the room, where Ritsuka was sitting on a stool beside Soubi, clutching a soda in both hands and being purred over by a group of girls in their art class who were dressed like the Sailor Moon-tachi.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hey!&#8221; Youji yanked hard on Kio&#8217;s &#8216;tail&#8217; until he looked down. &#8220;Pay attention to us!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;We&#8217;re way more fun that Ritsuka and Soubi,&#8221; Natsuo added, and when ice-cold fingers suddenly snuck up Kio&#8217;s skirt, Kio upended the pitcher over Natsuo&#8217;s head. <\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1105'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1105);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1105);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1105);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kio had no idea how this had happened. Honestly. None. (Kio\/Youji\/Natsuo)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[37],"tags":[165,84,183],"class_list":["post-1105","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-loveless","tag-lvlss-other","tag-rating-pg-13","tag-trick-or-treat-drabbles"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"37":{"name":"Loveless","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/loveless\/"}},"tags_names":{"165":{"name":"Lvlss - Other","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/lvlss-other\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"},"183":{"name":"Trick or Treat Drabbles","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/trick-or-treat-drabbles\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1105"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2000,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1105\/revisions\/2000"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1105"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1105"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1105"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}