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Title<\/b>: Video Game Violence [Tory, Colin, Paul]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG
\nSummary<\/b>: Colin thinks this game might not be violent enough.
\nAN<\/b>: Written for 2006 Trick or Treat.<\/p>\n

Video Game Violence<\/b><\/p>\n

“But I have third controller,” Paul replied smugly, dashing any hopes Tory had of escaping Paul on the grounds that he had a guest over.<\/p>\n

“So, Colin,” Paul said over the cheerful music of Mario Party 7, “you go to school with Tory, right?”<\/p>\n

“Shut up, Paul,” Tory growled.<\/p>\n

“He’s a freak there too, right?” Paul asked.<\/p>\n

“Shut UP, Paul.”<\/p>\n

“Because, seriously, given what he’s like at home, I can only imagine what…”<\/p>\n

“Paul, I am going to shove the microphone wand up your ear canal and into your brain<\/i>.”<\/p>\n

“Maybe we should play a more violent game to keep your bloodlust virtual,” Colin interrupted.<\/p>\n

There was about thirty seconds of silent Gamecube action before Paul announced “So Tory had this dream the other night” and Tory tried to strangle him with his controller’s cord.<\/p>\n