{"id":1163,"date":"2004-05-26T08:59:47","date_gmt":"2004-05-26T16:59:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2009-06-22T09:03:56","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T17:03:56","slug":"conjugal-visits","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2004\/conjugal-visits\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Conjugal Visits"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Conjugal Visits [Nell\/Sirius, R] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Conjugal Visits [Nell\/Sirius]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: R for some daddy action.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Sirius really isn&#8217;t in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.<br \/>\n<b>A\/N<\/b>: so, Sociofemme has this story, in which a college girl based not-so-loosely on herself, rescues Harry Potter from the Dursleys. it&#8217;s very cute and very innocent. which is why everytime we make a bet, i always say she has to write Nellsex. and then i usually toss sirius in, because ellen HATES sirius. then it came to light that she was reading some of my smutplosion while trapped in close proximity to her family, with no means of escape.<\/p>\n<p>so i wrote Nellsex. with Sirius. hahahahaha. <\/p>\n<p><b>Conjugal Visits<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\tSirius Black looked up dully, fully expecting to see a Dementor as usual, but blinked when he saw a young wizard dressed in guard robes.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got a visitor, Black,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he grumbled.<\/p>\n<p>\tSirius\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 voice had long ago settled into rusty disuse, so he settled for glaring with raised eyebrows.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you glare at me,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the guard snarled. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know you aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t to have visitors, but she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s very pushy. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll see.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tGirl? Sirius wondered, and furthermore wondered why the guard\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s last words sounded more like a threat than information. He found out a moment later when a slender college girl waltzed into his cell. She wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t physically imposing, but she had a look in her eye that said she could snap him like a twig. Sirius cleared his throat, preparing to attempt to call the guard back in.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re Harry\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s godfather?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she asked briskly. Sirius opened his mouth, but she pressed on. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They told me you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t talk much, so you can just sit there and listen. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve taken custody of Harry\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Sirius tried to leap to his feet, but only made it up a few inches before toppling backwards into the wall. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6good to see you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re taking some interest, murdering bastard though you are.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tSirius tried to protest, and managed to get off an indignant grumbling wheeze that time.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re putting a stop to all of that!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the girl announced. Sirius stared. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to straighten you out so you can be a proper father figure for Harry!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d She paused, looking Sirius up and down critically. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the best specimen, but you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the best Harry\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s got really, so you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have to do. We need to get you cleaned up if Harry\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to visit you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tSirius squeaked, eyes wide. With a supreme effort, he managed to croak out a \u00e2\u20ac\u0153how?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d. The girl smiled, showing teeth.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I have some information that the Minister of Magic is rather\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6protective of. When I mentioned how Harry needs parental figures in his life, naturally he was happy to comply. First thing\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s first though.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tBefore Sirius could recover from the information that he was going to see Harry\u00e2\u20ac\u201dHarry!\u00e2\u20ac\u201dthe girl pounced on him and dragged his understandably grungy prison shirt over his head, then stopped short. <\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh my,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said, sounding rather faint, eyes roaming across Sirius\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 chest and over the dozens of small tattoos scattered across his skin, some prior to Azkaban, most done himself to pass the time. The girl swallowed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh my.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Then she shook herself and went out the door of the cell for a moment, said a word to the guard, and came back holding a steaming bucket and a scrub brush.<\/p>\n<p>\tSirius had had just about enough of this strange delusion. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d had some doozies in the last few years, one about Dumbledore and Lemon Sherberts that still made his skin crawl, but this was the real winner, and Sirius wanted no more of it. He scooted back as the girl approached and struggled, but in the end he was too weak from doing nothing for years to fight off a fit young woman, although he did get out a few successful swears in the process. The girl ended the fight quite effectively by straddling him, holding him down with her body and one hand while scrubbing with the other. Sirius gave up after a few minutes and glared at her petulantly, making trouble by sloshing the water bucket whenever he could.<\/p>\n<p>\tBy the time she was done however, the sloshing water had soaked her university T-shirt through, and Azkaban was not a tropical place, plus there had been some quality friction between Sirius\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 long-ignored cock and the girl-bits straddling him. The girl, who had not been oblivious to the exchange their pelvises, eyed him with an enigmatic expression. <\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said after a moment, leaning closer so that her breath was warming Sirius\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 nose, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Harry isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t the only one who could do with a bit of Daddy action.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tEven when Sirius had spoken on a regular basis, he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d have been able to come up with something to reply to that. Apparently it didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t matter, however, since the girl was standing up, reaching over to slam the cell door shut and then efficiently stripping off her Muggle jeans. <\/p>\n<p>\tSirius was too shocked to even move when the girl reached down to tug his loose trousers out of the way, held his mostly-hard cock steady with one hand, and then sank right down on it. Sirius wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t too shocked to press up into her and utter a low moan.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcGlad to see you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re taking an interest at last,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the girl smirked. Sirius cleared his throat deliberately and actually managed to get out several word in a row.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153S\u00e2\u20ac\u2122first time any part\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been warm in years,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said, voice rough, but at least recognizable as English. He might\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve pushed out a few more words, but then the girl started rocking back and forth, slowly at first, but gaining momentum, and Sirius let his head fall back against the stone behind him and closed his eyes, making a string of low, needy sounds.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mmm,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he heard the girl say. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I have a thing about tattoos, you know.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He felt a slender finger trace some of the self-inflicted lines on his chest. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Especially\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6prison tattoos\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Huh,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Sirius murmured, not really caring what she yammered on about so long as his bits were snugly inside her bits and being fucked properly for the first time in nearly a decade. He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d come so close to forgetting what an orgasm was like that his snuck up on him quite effectively, leaving him gasping and shivering against the cold stone behind him. <\/p>\n<p>\tEvidently the girl had got what she wanted out of it, because she was slipping on her jeans by the time Sirius gathered his wits enough to open his eyes.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said, handing him a clean set of prison clothes, and Sirius stared at them for a second before remembering that clothes could occasionally be changed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m Nell, by the way. Next I come, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll bring Harry, so try to be a bit more social.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tShe bustled out of the cell with the same brisk energy she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d entered, leaving Sirius blinking stupidly in her wake. <\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1163'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1163);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1163);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1163);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sirius really isn&#8217;t in a position to refuse. 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