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Title<\/b>: Double Entendre [MWPP]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG for impassioned shouting.
\nSummary<\/b>: Peter is noticing some striking parallels.
\nA\/N<\/b>: I just think this is funny.<\/p>\n

Double Entendre<\/b><\/p>\n

James strode into the dormitory and flopped down on the bed melodramatically.\t<\/p>\n

\t“I can’t take it, Wormtail,” he announced.<\/p>\n

\t“What’s wrong with you?” Peter asked, looking up from his homework.<\/p>\n

\t“Lily Evans, that’s what’s wrong with me,” James sighed. <\/p>\n

\t“What’ve you done now?” Peter asked, rubbing his temples with his fingertips. “And I’ve got quite a few ‘I Told You So’s coming if you say ‘exploded her bag’ again because we’ve TOLD you over and over\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6”<\/p>\n

\t“She’s driving me crazy!” James said, rolling on to his stomach to peer at Wormtail. “Every time I go round a corner, there she is!”<\/p>\n

\t“That’s because you follow her everywhere!” Peter protested. <\/p>\n

\t“And now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I just can’t take it, I tell you!” <\/p>\n

\t“Stop being so dramatic,” Peter rolled his eyes, giving up on studying and shutting his book. “You only want her because she won’t have you.”<\/p>\n

\t“Look what she’s done to me!” James sprawled back across the bed.<\/p>\n

\t“If you start that line again about how you’re pining away from unrequited love, so help me I’ll push you out the window,” Peter threatened. <\/p>\n

\t“And then she laughs! That laugh of hers,” James lapsed back into dreamy-ceiling staring. “I can’t tell you what it does to me. Makes me want to\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6”<\/p>\n

\tJames cut himself off with a wordless noise of passion. Peter was about to say something else derogatory when the door slammed open.<\/p>\n

\t“I can’t take it!” Remus roared, storming into the room.<\/p>\n

\t“What’s\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6” Peter started.<\/p>\n

\t“SIRIUS BLACK, that’s what’s wrong with me!” Remus cut him off. “He’s driving me crazy!”<\/p>\n

\t“I haven’t seen him since classes, come to think of it,” James said lazily. “You seen him, then, Moony?”<\/p>\n

\t“Every time I go round a corner, THERE HE IS!” Remus shouted. “And now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I just can’t take it, I tell you! Look what he’s done to me!”<\/p>\n

\tRemus yanked open his robes to display a pair of the tightest leather pants either James or Peter had ever seen.<\/p>\n

\t“Not the Deck the Halls Hex again,” Peter shook his head sadly.<\/p>\n

\t“He’s getting better,” James commented. “They’re real leather this time. And look at that fit!”<\/p>\n

\t“And then he laughs!” Remus ranted indignantly. “That laugh of his! I can’t tell you what it does to me! It makes me want to\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6”<\/p>\n

\tRemus cut himself off with a wordless noise of fury.<\/p>\n

\tPeter opened his mouth, then stopped. He looked at James, sighing languidly. He looked at Remus, face red with emotion. <\/p>\n

\tAnd then it all clicked.<\/p>\n