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Title<\/b>: Study Break Serenade [Ron\/Hermione]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG for public humiliation.
\nSummary<\/b>: Hermione is missing a CD, and Ron and Harry have plans for it.
\nA\/N<\/b>: I heard this song in the car, and I could just imagine Ron disrupting the library with it. <\/p>\n
Study Break Serenade<\/b><\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153There she is!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron whispered to Harry, peering around the library door at where Hermione was hunched over a book in her usual spot.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You sure about this?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry asked, stifling giggles.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you kidding?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron demanded. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I had to steal the music thingy right out from Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s nose, spend days practicing, AND coerce my father into telling me how to enchant that damn AD player!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153CD player,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry corrected, nearly choking on his stifled laughter.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to be worth it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron cackled with glee, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153just to see the look on Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s face\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6are you ready?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry answered, snickers sneaking out with the word.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron took a deep breath, tapped his throat with his wand and muttered, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sonorous!<\/I>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
As Ron slammed open the library door all the way and strode in, Harry made sure the Hogwarts-proofed CD player was cranked up to maximum volume and waited for Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s signal, barely managing to contain himself.<\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What are you doing?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione asked suspiciously as Ron approached her table.<\/p>\n
\tRon quirked an eyebrow in answer.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And why has Harry got a\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\tHermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s question died as Ron leapt onto the table suddenly and Harry hit the \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcplay\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 button. <\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153YOU ARE SO SEXY MY LOVE,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voice boomed throughout the library, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153YOU\u00e2\u20ac\u2122VE GOT ME TRIPPING OVER MY TONGUE AND I CAN\u00e2\u20ac\u2122T SAY WHAT I MEAN BUT I MEAN IT WHEN I SAY\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You stole my CD, you bastard!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione screamed at Ron, face turning crimson. Ron merely winked and kept going, really starting to throw his body into the beat of the music.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153THAT I FELL SO HARD FOR YOU THAT IT BROKE MY HEART IN TWO, NOW I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M WRAPPED IN BLACK AND BLUE, YOU KNOW I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122M CRAZY FOR YOOOOO!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\tBy the time the chorus hit, Hermione couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t help but giggle embarrassedly at Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ridiculous performance, especially as it became painfully obvious that the only dance moves Ron knew were the Quidditch victory dances Fred and George had taught him.<\/p>\n
It was the sudden symbolic thrusting in the middle of the Quaffle Waffle that drove her over the edge, and Hermione leaned back in her seat and howled with laughter, neither she nor Ron noticing Madam Pince storming out of the stacks.<\/p>\n
\tRon plowed ahead with the song, regardless of Pince\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s escalating screams and arm flailing. He was in the middle of the second verse (\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122D TRADE MY MOMMA FOR YOUR TOUCH!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d) when she grabbed a fistful of his robes and yanked him off the table, toppling him onto the floor and beating him over the head with her wand, screaming \u00e2\u20ac\u0153QUIETUS! QUIETUS!<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d at the top of her lungs.<\/p>\n
Ron, the performance now over, was roaring with laughter so hard that he barely even felt it, while Hermione had reached the point where no sound was even coming out and tears were streaming down her face. Harry had collapsed onto the floor long ago.<\/p>\n
\t*\t\t*\t\t*\t\t*\t\t*\t\t*<\/p>\n
By the time Ron and Harry returned from the Headmaster\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s Office, Hermione was sprawled weakly on the couch in the Common Room, feeling like if she laughed anymore she might start bleeding internally. A weak giggle leaked out of her when she made eye contact with Ron and she squeezed her eyes shut when she saw his answering grin.<\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t laugh,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she gasped painfully. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll get me started, and if I laugh anymore they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to have to Floo me to St. Mungo\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I swear I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron promised, his voice still rather uneven.<\/p>\n
Hermione opened one eye to peer at him accusingly, her smile twitching. She got up gingerly, clutching her sides.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like my CD back,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she told him, holding out her hand.<\/p>\n
Ron bit his lip so hard it bled trying to keep back his sniggers and tried to breathe through his nose while he handed her the disc. After a moment\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hesitation, she pulled a neatly folded piece of parchment out of her pocket and pressed it into Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hand.<\/p>\n
His eyes widened and he looked at her, and she met his gaze for a second before Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s eyes crinkled and a snort escaped.<\/p>\n
Hermione bolted for the girls\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 dormitory, her choked giggles echoing behind her.<\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry asked, voice rough from laughing. Ron didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t answer immediately, but unfolded the paper to make sure, and just stared at the paper, grinning like a fool.<\/p>\n
Harry peered over his shoulder and gasped.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he exclaimed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I TOLD you it would be worth it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron crowed proudly.<\/p>\n
\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Women!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry snorted. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I could\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve danced on that table naked and been EXPELLED, and it still wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have gotten ME the counter-charm to the girls\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 stairs!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153God bless Muggle musicians!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron beamed, hugging the parchment to his chest. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wait up, mate!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Harry shook his head in disgust as Ron bounded towards the stairs, not even slowing down as he shouted the counter-charm at them.<\/p>\n
\tHarry glanced around to make sure no one was watching before he tiptoed up the stairs after Ron, but he continued right past the door marked \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcSixth Years\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, which was already swinging shut behind his best friend, and didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop until he stood in front of one marked \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcFifth Years\u00e2\u20ac\u2122.<\/p>\n
He hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even had to dance, Harry smirked to himself.<\/p>\n