{"id":1245,"date":"2003-08-21T18:31:28","date_gmt":"2003-08-22T02:31:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1245"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:29:17","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:29:17","slug":"a-tense-moment-at-the-breakfast-table","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/a-tense-moment-at-the-breakfast-table\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, A Tense Moment at the Breakfast Table"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more A Tense Moment at the Breakfast Table [James, Lily, Sirius, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: A Tense Moment at the Breakfast Table [James, Lily, Sirius]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: If only JKR had corporate sponsoring&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>A\/N<\/b>: Obviously some quality TV watching sparked this. <\/p>\n<p><b>A Tense Moment at the Breakfast Table<\/b><\/p>\n<p>James and Sirius were quietly eating breakfast when they heard someone moving about in the upstairs bedroom. James froze with his grapefruit spoon halfway to his mouth, and Sirius looked around quickly for the fastest escape route.<\/p>\n<p>\tIt was no good, he realized as the footsteps began to come down the stairs. The door was out in the other room. They were trapped!<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good morning, James,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Lily said, entering the kitchen. James stared up at her with pleading submission.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m only having a grapefruit,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he told her meekly. <\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t broken anything this morning,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Sirius put in quickly.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lovely, Sirius,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Lily replied dismissively. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153James, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going shopping, have you seen my bag?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Er, I think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s in the lounge?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James sounded as though he was guessing.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Thank you, dear,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Lily went back through the doorway and Sirius heaved a sigh.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153This morning, free of screaming,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said sourly, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153crying, and mass destruction, brought to you by Pamprin.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Shut up, you fool!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James clapped a hand over his best friend\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mouth. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no telling when it might wear off!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1245'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1245);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1245);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1245);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If only JKR had corporate sponsoring&#8230; (Gen)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[178,186,163,76],"class_list":["post-1245","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-gen","tag-hp-jameslily","tag-hp-mwpp-era","tag-rating-pg"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"178":{"name":"HP - Gen","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-gen\/"},"186":{"name":"HP - Lily Evans\/James Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-jameslily\/"},"163":{"name":"HP - MWPP Era","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-mwpp-era\/"},"76":{"name":"Rating: PG","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1245"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2104,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1245\/revisions\/2104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1245"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1245"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1245"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}