{"id":1257,"date":"2003-08-05T19:32:33","date_gmt":"2003-08-06T03:32:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1257"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:27:29","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:27:29","slug":"inter-house-cooperation","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/inter-house-cooperation\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Inter-House Cooperation"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Inter-House Cooperation [Millicent\/Hermione, PG] -->\t<\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Inter-House Cooperation [Millicent\/Hermione]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Several days ago, Hermione had made some bizarre comment about how Millicent had begun \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcgrowing into her body\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, but Harry hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t thought anything of it at the time.<br \/>\n<b>A\/N<\/b>: Sociofemme had a thing for Hermione\/Millicent at one point, and made the body-growing claim herself. <\/p>\n<p><b>Inter-House Cooperation<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ron, do you have my Transfiguration book?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry asked, stopping in the middle of the hall to rifle through his bag.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, of course not,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron replied, stopping as well.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Bollocks, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve left it behind again,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry sighed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d better run back and get it, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll catch up with you later.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tHarry trotted quickly down the by-now deserted hallway towards the Transfiguration classroom. As he reached the door, Harry realized it might be locked if McGonagall had already returned to her office, but when Harry touched the doorknob, the door moved slightly ajar.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s odd,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said to himself.<\/p>\n<p>\tShrugging it off as a careless student leaving last, Harry pushed open the door and stepped inside to get his book.<\/p>\n<p>\tHe was half a dozen steps into the room before he realized the classroom was not in fact empty.<\/p>\n<p>\tMillicent Bulstrode, of all people, was standing in front of Hermione, who was sitting on top of her desk.<\/p>\n<p>\tBut Millicent doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even have Transfiguration with us, Harry thought stupidly, before he noticed that Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s robes were halfway down her shoulders, and if any mutual oral gratification was imminent, it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to be the verbal sort.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Aagh!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry exclaimed suddenly.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Harry!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione, noticing him for the first time, clutched her robes to her chest. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153For god\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sake, get OUT of here!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n<p>\tHarry was rooted to the spot in mingled horror and fascination.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Potter,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Millicent growled, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153get lost! NOW!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tTearing his eyes away, Harry shot out of the room, at least having the presence of mind to snatch his book off his own desk before running out the door and slamming it behind him.<\/p>\n<p>\tHarry leaned against the door heavily, trying to sort out what he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d just seen. Several days ago, Hermione had made some bizarre comment about how Millicent had begun \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcgrowing into her body\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, but Harry hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t thought anything of it at the time. Harry fought the urge to snicker lewdly as he reasoned that Hermione must\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve had first-hand knowledge of Millicent\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s body and it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s growing.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s either going to be really upset,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said out loud, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153or ecstatic.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mr. Potter, why are you lurking about my classroom?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tHarry jerked away from the door and stared in shocked horror at an impatient-looking Professor McGonagall.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6forgot my book?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry held up his book and tried to look innocent.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you asking me or telling me?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall inquired, one eyebrow quirking.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Er, telling you,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry flushed a little.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Bravo, Mr. Potter,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now, if you would kindly move out of the doorway\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry exclaimed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh, I mean, aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t these your office hours? Shouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you be, you know, in your office?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Not that I need explain myself to you, young man,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall pursed her lips, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153but I am headed there directly. After I pick up the exams I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve left in my classroom. Now, move.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry thought quickly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Peeves has been causing trouble near the Tower again, I think you had better go stop him!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153And I think I will deal with it AFTER I retrieve my papers!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall crossed her arms and glared at Harry with the Look that had stopped dozens of Gryffindors in their tracks over the years.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But, Professor,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry protested weakly, grasping at straws, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s probably a Weasley causing trouble somewhere in the castle! Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you think\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153MR. POTTER!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall finally snapped. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I have NO IDEA what you could possibly be up to, but you are NOT going to stop me from going into MY CLASSROOM. TEN POINTS from GRYFFINDOR for being an insufferable FOOL. Now, STAND ASIDE!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tHarry meekly stepped aside, and McGonagall stormed past him, slamming open the door.<\/p>\n<p>\tThere was a shriek of surprise and a loud rustle of clothing, then Hermione and Millicent came pelting out of the door and down the hall, McGonagall\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s furious voice chasing after them:<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153THAT IS <B>NOT<\/B> WHAT I MEANT BY INTER-HOUSE COOPERATION!!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1257'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1257);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1257);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1257);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Several days ago, Hermione had made some bizarre comment about how Millicent had begun \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcgrowing into her body\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, but Harry hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t thought anything of it at the time. 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