{"id":1261,"date":"2003-08-16T19:38:47","date_gmt":"2003-08-17T03:38:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1261"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:28:37","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:28:37","slug":"hummer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/hummer\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Hummer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Hummer [Ron\/Draco, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Hummer [Ron\/Draco]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Well, Muggles seem to enjoy it.<br \/>\n<b>A\/N<\/b>: Mmm, hummus. Based on Icarus&#8217; characterizations in <i>Beg Me For It<\/i>. <\/p>\n<p><b>Hummer<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What do you think?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron asked.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I hate it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco replied.<\/p>\n<p>\tDraco actually rather liked the yellow spready stuff Ron had brought home for dinner, which he thought might have been called \u00e2\u20ac\u02dchummer\u00e2\u20ac\u2122, or at any rate was giving him one as he imagined smearing the stuff all over Ron.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You do not hate it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron exclaimed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re shoveling it in your face as fast as you can!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m starving!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco replied. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hard work doing nothing all day.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tThe truth was that Draco had a reputation to maintain, and he was fairly certain that reputation did not involve foods clearly invented by Muggles who owned nothing more than a jar and a spoon. Draco hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t learned much from his mother, but she had taught him that it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t a real food unless it took at least three different pans to make and had a utensil earmarked specifically for eating the result.<\/p>\n<p>\tRon snorted and reached over to dip his flatbread into Draco\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s humus and Draco slapped his hand away.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153See?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron looked smug.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want your germs,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco sniffed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hygienic to double-dip other people\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s food.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Draco,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron gritted his teeth, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153you sleep in my bed. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve licked. Every. Inch. Of. My. Body! Whatever I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got, YOU\u00e2\u20ac\u2122VE got!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Still though,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco shrugged. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t spit in your food, do I?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1261'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1261);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1261);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1261);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, Muggles seem to enjoy it. 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