{"id":1323,"date":"2004-01-29T01:00:26","date_gmt":"2004-01-29T09:00:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1323"},"modified":"2009-06-24T14:25:27","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T22:25:27","slug":"be-impressed-that-i-remembered-stubby-boardmans-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2004\/be-impressed-that-i-remembered-stubby-boardmans-name\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman&#8217;s Name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman's Name [Sirius\/Harry, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman&#8217;s Name [Sirius\/Harry]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: It&#8217;s all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for the 24-Hour Ficathon. maeglinyedi wanted some Sirius\/Harry.<\/p>\n<p><b>You All Should Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman&#8217;s Name<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;I&#8217;m not my father, you know,&#8221; Harry said abruptly, pushing Sirius away.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;And I&#8217;m not Stubby Boardman,&#8221; Sirius shrugged, propping himself up on one elbow to look at Harry. &#8220;So what?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Yes but,&#8221; Harry slapped Sirius&#8217; wandering hand away to concentrate on what he was trying to say, &#8220;that&#8217;s not why you like me, right? Because I look like him?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Harry, if that was true,&#8221; Sirius didn&#8217;t even bother to hide his grin, &#8220;Do you really think I&#8217;d come out and tell you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Does that mean it is?&#8221; Harry persisted, leaning further away.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Oh god, you really do think that,&#8221; Sirius made a face. &#8220;You&#8217;ve been talking to Moony again, haven&#8217;t you? What&#8217;ve I told you about that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;It&#8217;s all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed,&#8221; Harry parroted dutifully, at least having the sense to look abashed. &#8220;But Sirius\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;But nothing,&#8221; Sirius cut him off, edging over until Harry was pressed against the wall and had no choice but to cuddle against Sirius&#8217; chest. &#8220;Just because Remus has some unresolved sexual issues that we shouldn&#8217;t mention in front of him because we&#8217;ll have our wankers hexed off, doesn&#8217;t mean I can&#8217;t enjoy you for who you are.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Oh,&#8221; said Harry, trying to work that whole sentence out mentally. <\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Anybody else&#8217;s opinion of me you want to work out?&#8221; Sirius asked, bending his head to nibble Harry&#8217;s ear.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Hermione thinks you&#8217;re a pedophile,&#8221; Harry reported, squirming from the tickling breath.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Hermione&#8217;s one to talk, since she&#8217;s shagged three Weasleys, none of them within four years of her age,&#8221; Sirius retorted.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Four,&#8221; Harry sighed into Sirius&#8217; neck.<\/p>\n<p>\t&#8220;Three,&#8221; Sirius replied with authority, &#8220;and a Tonks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1323'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1323);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>1 person likes this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1323);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1323);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[187,176,84],"class_list":["post-1323","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-24-hour-ficathon","tag-hp-other","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"187":{"name":"HP - 24-Hour Ficathon","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/24-hour-ficathon\/"},"176":{"name":"HP - Other","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-other\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1323"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1325,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1323\/revisions\/1325"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1323"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1323"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1323"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}