{"id":1344,"date":"2003-06-23T17:34:49","date_gmt":"2003-06-24T01:34:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1344"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:24:29","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:24:29","slug":"ruddy-gender-equality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/ruddy-gender-equality\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Ruddy Gender Equality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Ruddy Gender Equality [Ron\/Hermione, G] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Ruddy Gender Equality [Ron\/Hermione]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: G for the cute.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Ron gets it coming and going.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: just a bit of harmless futurefic at Ron&#8217;s expense.<\/p>\n<p><b>Ruddy Gender Equality<\/b><\/p>\n<p>    Ron, casually munching an apple, walked by the living room of his house and noticed Hermione laying on the floor, playing dolls with their daughter, Cassandra. He leaned against the doorframe to watch, unnoticed by either female. He smiled affectionately as he began to pick up dialogue.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Save me!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d his daughter giggled.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m coming to rescue you, Princess Ron!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione replied.<\/p>\n<p>    Princess Ron? Ron thought to himself with alarm. He leaned forward to examine their game more closely and nearly choked on his apple.<\/p>\n<p>    Hermione had the female doll holding a sword and scaling the side of an armchair, where Cassandra had imprisoned a male doll. A male doll wearing a dress.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going on here?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron demanded, stepping into the middle of their play space.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hello, darling,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione said smoothly, barely looking up. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Prince Hermione was just about to rescue  Princess Ron from the Basilisk.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s something a tad wrong with calling him PRINCESS Ron?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron exclaimed.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Shush!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione cut him off. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m teaching our daughter a very important lesson about gender roles in modern society.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re teaching her to CROSS DRESS, woman!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron retorted loudly.<\/p>\n<p>    Cassandra, looking back and forth from her mother to her father as they argued, kept on giggling. Ron reached down and picked her up.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s see what she\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s learned then, shall we?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron smiled with a tinge of meanness at Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s frown of disapproval. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Cassie, do boys wear dresses?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>    Cassandra shook her head.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can boys be princesses?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>    Another head shake.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can girls do anything boys can?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione cut in.<\/p>\n<p>    Cassandra nodded her head violently.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good girl,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron set her back down on the floor. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now take that ridiculous outfit off PRINCE Ron, or start calling him Princess Draco, I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t care which. And what are you laughing at?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he demanded of Hermione, who was clutching her sides with mirth.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I do believe you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve just taught her that girls can do anything boys can, and a bunch of things they can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione chortled. Ron looked sour.<\/p>\n<p>    \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t need this,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he announced, stalking from the room. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ruddy gender equality\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1344'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1344);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1344);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1344);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ron gets it coming and going. 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