{"id":1355,"date":"2003-06-11T18:16:41","date_gmt":"2003-06-12T02:16:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1355"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:23:31","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:23:31","slug":"harry-potter-harry-potter-hot-bottomed-fag","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/harry-potter-harry-potter-hot-bottomed-fag\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Hot-Bottomed Fag"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Harry Potter, Hot-Bottomed Fag [Harry\/Snape] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Harry Potter, Hot-Bottomed Fag [Harry\/Snape]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG for disturbing mental images.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Snape makes a troubling announcement in class.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Everything is funnier when you pretend you are Snape while saying it and then add &#8216;Mr. Potter&#8217; at the end. It&#8217;s true, try it.<\/p>\n<p><b>Harry Potter, Hot-Bottomed Fag<\/b><\/p>\n<p>            Harry tried to slouch down even further on his stool, pretending to be hugely invested in his current potion. Snape strode down the aisle towards him purposely on his round of the room.<\/p>\n<p>           <i> Please don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bother me,<\/i> Harry thought dully. <i>Please just keep going.<\/i><\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ah, Mr. Potter,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Snape came to a stop beside Harry, the sneer obvious in his voice.<\/p>\n<p>            <i>Damn,<\/i> Harry thought blackly. He didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t look up, hoping Snape would give up quicker if he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get any ammunition.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I see you are absolutely butchering that Shadowsliding Potion,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Snape snarled. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It should be purple and smoking, not orange and eating through the bottom of your cauldron!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>            Harry gritted his teeth.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll start over,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry tried to keep his voice steady.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Indeed you will, Mr. Potter. Ten points from Gryffindor!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>            Snape looked like he might continue, but at that moment, Goyle returned with the newts he had been sent to retrieve from Snape\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s supply cabinet ages ago.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What took you so long, Goyle?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Snape demanded.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153S\u00e2\u20ac\u2122too many stairs,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Goyle puffed, red-faced as he flopped exhaustedly back into his stool. Snape strode towards his desk to examine the newts in question.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Goyle!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he snapped. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153These newts are still frozen!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d He rolled his beady gaze over the whole class.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mr. Potter!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he finally snapped, doing that queer little turn that Ron imitated so well and jerking his thumb towards the desk.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What do you want me to do about it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry asked, the irritation barely being kept out of his voice.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you sit on them, Mr. Potter?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Snape quirked an eyebrow. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re hot.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153AAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry sat bolt upright in bed and glanced around wildly. After realizing he was not in fact in Potions being propositioned by the head of Slytherin, Harry took several deep breaths and flopped back down on his pillow.<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Harry?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron mumbled from the nearby bed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153S\u00e2\u20ac\u2122matter?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>            \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Bad dream,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry answered. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t worry about it.<\/p>\n<p>            There was no way he was going to admit he was dreaming about Snape.<\/p>\n<p>            Again.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1355'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1355);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>1 person likes this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1355);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1355);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Snape makes a troubling announcement in class. 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