{"id":1378,"date":"2005-01-28T20:31:06","date_gmt":"2005-01-29T04:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2009-06-24T20:36:44","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T04:36:44","slug":"you-dont-send-me-flowers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2005\/you-dont-send-me-flowers\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, You Don&#8217;t Send Me Flowers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more You Don't Send Me Flowers [Harry\/Neville, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: You Don&#8217;t Send Me Flowers [Harry\/Neville]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG for the idea of Snape sending flowers to anybody.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Harry&#8217;s got himself worked up into quite the state.<br \/>\n<b>A\/N<\/b>: Written for Marksykins, although i&#8217;ll be damned if i can remember why.<\/p>\n<p><b>You Don&#8217;t Send Me Flowers<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Neville came in, cheeks pink from cold, to find a very angry boyfriend glowering at him.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Just who,&#8221; Harry demanded, &#8220;is sending you roses? Is it Bill? Colin? Snape? Out with it!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Neville remained silent as he calmly removed his coat and scarf and hung them on the sole peg by the door that wasn&#8217;t overrun by Harry&#8217;s Quidditch piffle.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;Is this your way of telling me i never get you flowers?&#8221; Harry was carrying on quite well enough on his own. &#8220;I would you know, if I thought you even wanted them, but you spend all day with flowers and you come home and complain how sick to death of them you are so there doesn&#8217;t seem to by any point&#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Neville went into the kitchen, blathering Harry following behind, and saw the ado was about a small bush of Yellow Steaming buds, which seemd to have traveled in the cold quite nicely.<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;I sent them to me, in fact,&#8221; Neville finally spoke. &#8220;You&#8217;ll notice there isn&#8217;t any card?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> &#8220;I thought that was proof of the illicit nature of your affair,&#8221; Harry mumbled, looking at his feet. &#8220;I thought you were throwing me over at last.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p> Neville rolled his eyes before moving to console the Boy Who Had Low Self-Image.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1378'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1378);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1378);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1378);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Harry&#8217;s got himself worked up into quite the state.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[177,189,76],"class_list":["post-1378","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-harryneville","tag-misdated","tag-rating-pg"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"177":{"name":"HP - Harry\/Neville","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-harryneville\/"},"189":{"name":"Misdated","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/misdated\/"},"76":{"name":"Rating: PG","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1378"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1379,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1378\/revisions\/1379"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1378"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1378"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1378"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}