{"id":1406,"date":"2005-02-10T16:28:34","date_gmt":"2005-02-11T00:28:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1406"},"modified":"2009-10-01T16:32:09","modified_gmt":"2009-10-02T00:32:09","slug":"the-classics-never-die","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2005\/the-classics-never-die\/","title":{"rendered":"NaNoWriMo 2004, The Classics Never Die"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more The Classics Never Die [Adam\/Steve, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: The Classics Never Die [Adam\/Steve]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG for ice cream and Steve&#8217;s mind.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Just what&#8217;s wrong with vanilla?<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: <a href=\"http:\/\/olukemi.livejournal.com\">olukemi<\/a>, you know this is blatantly your fault.<\/p>\n<p><b>The Classics Never Die<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;ll it be?&#8221; the woman at the ice cream counter asked. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vanilla, in a waffle cone,&#8221; Adam answered. While the woman went to fill his order, Adam turned to find Steve snickering. &#8220;What&#8217;s so funny?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;You&#8217;re just so predictable.&#8221; Steve grinned. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am not.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s like forty flavors of ice cream,&#8221; Steve continued, waving his hand at the display case. Adam glanced at them fleetingly, shuddering at the thought that people actually ate some of those colors. &#8220;And you get vanilla. You can&#8217;t even go a little wild with ice cream?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m getting a waffle cone,&#8221; Adam retorted, the back of his neck heating. He resisted the urge to shuffle his feet.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I bet you always get vanilla.&#8221; Steve elbowed Adam lightly. &#8220;Don&#8217;t you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s nothing wrong with vanilla,&#8221; Adam sniffed as the woman returned with his ice cream cone and handed it over. &#8220;It&#8217;s a classic flavor. It&#8217;s sweet, it&#8217;s rich, you don&#8217;t get sick of it after five minutes, and besides,&#8221; Adam licked the side of his cone in a slow, wide stripe, &#8220;vanilla doesn&#8217;t stain.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What&#8217;ll it be?&#8221; the woman asked Steve, who was staring at Adam and didn&#8217;t seem to have heard the question. Adam had to nudge him and glance pointedly at the woman. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Vanilla!&#8221; Steve answered too loudly, then cleared his throat when Adam chuckled around another mouthful of ice cream. &#8220;It&#8217;s definitely going to be vanilla.&#8221;<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1406'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1406);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1406);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1406);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p> Just what&#8217;s wrong with vanilla?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[65],"tags":[76],"class_list":["post-1406","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-nano2004","tag-rating-pg"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"65":{"name":"NaNoWriMo 2004","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/nano2004\/"}},"tags_names":{"76":{"name":"Rating: PG","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1406"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2176,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1406\/revisions\/2176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}