{"id":1422,"date":"2003-09-03T20:25:36","date_gmt":"2003-09-04T04:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1422"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:32:44","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:32:44","slug":"wrong-emphasis-on-the-wrong-syllayble","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/wrong-emphasis-on-the-wrong-syllayble\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble [MWPP, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title: Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble<br \/>\nWords:100<br \/>\nHouse: Gryffindor<br \/>\nCharacters: The Marauders and some bad Television<br \/>\nA\/N: Various Anime crossover. Inspired by some truly memorable .hack\/\/sign and Inu-Yasha dialogue. I was just waiting for another crossover week to put this up.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Stay the night, Sirius!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, if reason gave way to passion you might become pregnant and be forever burdened with my likeness!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Honestly, Peter,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James sighed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Again?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I was just trying to change!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Peter wailed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This damn charm is hard!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I think I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m a girl in real life\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6do you still want to?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes. You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve touched my soul!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Finite Incantum!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James said to Remus and Sirius, tapping them with his wand. They stopped, mid-word and Sirius laughed nervously.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Anime-gus again?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Remus asked, blushing.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James sounded disgusted. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s always you two! If I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know better, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d think you LIKED it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1422'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1422);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1422);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1422);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Animagus spell goes a touch wrong at first. 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