{"id":1426,"date":"2003-09-27T20:30:14","date_gmt":"2003-09-28T04:30:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1426"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:37:37","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:37:37","slug":"minimum-requirements","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/minimum-requirements\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Minimum Requirements"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Minimum Requirements [Ron, Draco, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><B>Title: Minimum Requirements<br \/>\nHouse: Gryffindor<br \/>\nWords: 100<br \/>\nCharacters: Ron and Draco from &#8216;Beg Me For it&#8217; (thanks <a href=\"http:\/\/icarusancalion.livejournal.com\">icarusancalion<\/a>)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Minimum Requirements<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Do you remember that room at school?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco asked randomly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The one that had whatever you needed?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sure,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron answered. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Room of Requirement. We held DA meetings there. I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know you knew about it.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I stumbled upon it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco said. Ron raised an eyebrow. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I was a very sexually tense teenager, you know. I was in desperate need of some relief.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153So what was in the room, then?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron inquired, positive Draco was having him on.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nubile virgins,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Draco replied with a perfectly straight face. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Loads of them. Undulating.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tRon laughed until he thought he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d begun bleeding internally.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1426'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1426);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1426);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1426);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[176,194,84],"class_list":["post-1426","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-other","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"176":{"name":"HP - Other","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-other\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1426"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2131,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1426\/revisions\/2131"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1426"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1426"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1426"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}