{"id":1436,"date":"2003-09-18T20:44:35","date_gmt":"2003-09-19T04:44:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1436"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:34:39","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:34:39","slug":"damn-muggle-machinery","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/damn-muggle-machinery\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Damn Muggle Machinery"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Damn Muggle Machinery [Dumbledore, G] --><\/p>\n<p><B>Title: Damn Muggle Machinery<br \/>\nWords: 100<br \/>\nCharacters: Dumbledore and some silly contraption<br \/>\nA\/N: can you even IMAGINE this&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><B>Damn Muggle Machinery<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hmm,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Albus Dumbledore said to his empty office. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is quite a problem.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>He pulled. He twisted. He rolled the lever backwards and the cogs ground uselessly.<\/p>\n<p>\tHe wound the lever forward and gave an undignified \u00e2\u20ac\u0153URK!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d as he became even more ensnared. Finally, he admitted there was only one solution.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Accio Scissors!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he called. A desk drawer opened and silver flew into his hand. Taking a deep breath, he solved the problem with several violent snips of the blades and straightened up with relief.<\/p>\n<p>\tThe next morning he announced that pencil sharpeners were now banned from the Hogwarts\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 grounds.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1436'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1436);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1436);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1436);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dumbledore&#8217;s interest in the Muggle contraptions ends poorly. (Gen)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[178,194,78],"class_list":["post-1436","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-gen","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-g"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"178":{"name":"HP - Gen","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-gen\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"78":{"name":"Rating: G","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-g\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1436"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2125,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1436\/revisions\/2125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1436"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1436"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1436"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}