{"id":1444,"date":"2003-09-01T20:56:43","date_gmt":"2003-09-02T04:56:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1444"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:31:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:31:26","slug":"subconscious-desire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/subconscious-desire\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Subconscious Desires"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Subconscious Desires [Remus\/Sirius, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title: Subconscious Desires<br \/>\nWords: 100<br \/>\nHouse: Gryffindor for my boys<br \/>\nCharacters: Sirius, Remus, Peter, and some randy owls<\/B><\/p>\n<p><b>Subconscious Desires<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the third time this week!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Sirius roared, storming into the dormitory, waving an unsent letter. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Remus, I can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t get a bloody letter mailed because your owl is ALWAYS shagging mine!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I know,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Remus sounded pained. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got Peter reading a book on owl behavior. Have you turned up anything?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Peter answered from his desk, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153but it did say that owls can pick up nonverbal clues from their owners and act out their repressed desires. Isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that interesting?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Sirius began to cough loudly and Remus fled the room, face bright red.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Peter asked, perplexed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What did I say?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1444'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1444);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'><b>3<\/b> people like this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1444);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1444);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sirius can&#8217;t get any post out, and Peter does relevant research. (Remus\/Sirius)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[163,161,194,84],"class_list":["post-1444","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-mwpp-era","tag-hp-remussirius","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"163":{"name":"HP - MWPP Era","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-mwpp-era\/"},"161":{"name":"HP - Sirius Black\/Remus Lupin","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-remussirius\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1444"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2112,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1444\/revisions\/2112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1444"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1444"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1444"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}