{"id":1454,"date":"2003-08-25T21:11:48","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T05:11:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1454"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:29:54","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:29:54","slug":"eyeliner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/eyeliner\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Eyeliner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Eyeliner [MWPP, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title: Eyeliner<br \/>\nHouse: Gryffindor. Hell, let&#8217;s make &#8217;em ALL about the Marauders this week!<br \/>\nCharacters: The Marauders and some questionable eye makeup<br \/>\nWord Count: 100<br \/>\nA\/N: Challenge #10&#8211;crossover with Velvet goldmine (mm-hmm). Inspired by some random Velvet Goldmine xovers that have been floating about (thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/mapletide.livejournal.com\">mapletide<\/a>!)<\/b><\/p>\n<p><B>Eyeliner<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Remus couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t breathe.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good lord, man!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James exclaimed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s on your face?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Is that eyeliner?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Peter asked. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How on earth does Sirius manage to make eyeliner look masculine?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I think he should take it off, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you, Moony?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James elbowed Remus, who was suffering from full-body paralysis.<\/p>\n<p>He wished very much that Sirius would do away with the eyeliner before the paralysis wore off, because otherwise he was going to A) have one hell of an orgasm and B) tackle Sirius to the ground, and he was not quite sure in which order those two things were going to happen.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1454'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1454);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'><b>4<\/b> people like this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1454);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1454);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sirius discovers glam. (Remus\/Sirius)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[163,161,194,84],"class_list":["post-1454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-mwpp-era","tag-hp-remussirius","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"163":{"name":"HP - MWPP Era","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-mwpp-era\/"},"161":{"name":"HP - Sirius Black\/Remus Lupin","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-remussirius\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1454"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2107,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1454\/revisions\/2107"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}