{"id":1456,"date":"2003-08-25T21:16:25","date_gmt":"2003-08-26T05:16:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1456"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:30:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:30:15","slug":"any-port-in-a-storm","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/any-port-in-a-storm\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Any Port in a Storm"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Any Port in a Storm [Harry, G] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title: Any Port in a Storm<br \/>\nHouse: Gryffindor again<br \/>\nCharacters: Professor Potter, two First Years and a Parrot.<br \/>\nWord Count: 100<br \/>\nA\/N: Doing Challenge #10, the crossover challenge again, with Pirates of the Caribbean this time. I couldn&#8217;t resist, mate.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><B>Any Port in a Storm<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Professor Potter?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d a first year waved his hand in the air.<br \/>\n\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Can I go to the toilet?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>The Dark Arts Professor stared at the First Year wordlessly, a black parrot perched on his shoulder. Another nearby student leaned over.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Professor Potter had his tongue cut out in the Final Battle,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the second student explained quietly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153So he trained the parrot to talk for him, no one\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s yet figured how.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Er,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the student said dubiously, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Professor Potter\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s parrot: Same question!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153RAWK!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the parrot answered. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wind in yer sails!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We figure that means yes, mostly,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the second student informed the first knowledgeably.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1456'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1456);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1456);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1456);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Professor Potter has a few quirks. (Gen)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[178,194,78],"class_list":["post-1456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-gen","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-g"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"178":{"name":"HP - Gen","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-gen\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"78":{"name":"Rating: G","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-g\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1456"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2108,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1456\/revisions\/2108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}