{"id":1461,"date":"2003-08-18T21:25:27","date_gmt":"2003-08-19T05:25:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:29:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:29:09","slug":"grasp-on-reality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/grasp-on-reality\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Grasp on Reality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Grasp on Reality [Ron\/Hermione, G] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title: Grasp on Reality<br \/>\nHouse: Still Hufflepuff, cause they need the help<br \/>\nWord Count: 100<br \/>\nCharacters: Ron, Hermione, a daughter, and some colorful toys&#8230;<br \/>\nA\/N: Inspired by a real event from my childhood.<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Grasp on Reality<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Parent teacher conference!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron spat. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What is that awful Muggle teacher on about now?! I wanted to send our daughter to proper wizard primary school, but noooo, you said\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Relax!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione snapped. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153She\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just doing her job. It says right here: \u00e2\u20ac\u02dc I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve noticed young Miss Weasley has no grasp on reality\u00e2\u20ac\u2122.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153My daughter, with no grasp on reality?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron shouted. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ridiculous!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It says she colored a horse purple today in class,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione continued reading the note.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no bloody wonder,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Ron howled, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153since she owns about TWO MILLION pink and blue and PURPLE My Little Thestrals!!!!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1461'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1461);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1461);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1461);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ron has some scorn for Muggle education. (Gen)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[188,78],"class_list":["post-1461","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-ronhermione","tag-rating-g"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"188":{"name":"HP - Hermione Granger\/Ron Weasley","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-ronhermione\/"},"78":{"name":"Rating: G","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-g\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1461"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2103,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1461\/revisions\/2103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1461"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1461"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1461"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}