{"id":1465,"date":"2003-08-12T21:34:36","date_gmt":"2003-08-13T05:34:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1465"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:28:15","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:28:15","slug":"the-hogwarts-talent-show-gets-worse-every-year","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/the-hogwarts-talent-show-gets-worse-every-year\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year [Lucius, G] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year [Lucius]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: G<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Lucius shows off his talent.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>:  Written for Sparrohawk and amanuensis1, because Amy&#8217;s icon always makes me think about this. <\/p>\n<p><b>The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Lucius stepped out onto the stage, the spotlight bleaching his pale features to a ghostly sheen. He held up his cane and glared at the audience for a moment. Then he spoke:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;My cane will now do an impression of the Headmaster,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he announced.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Lemon drop! Lemon drop!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d the cane \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcsqueaked\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 while Lucius\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 lips moved perceptibly.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Does it seem to you,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall turned in her seat to ask Sprout, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153that the alumni talent competition gets stranger every year?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>Sprout shrugged.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Lucius was still performing, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153he will do it while I drink a glass of water\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Gurgle,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said the cane.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1465'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1465);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1465);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1465);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lucius shows off his talent. (Gen)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[178,194,78],"class_list":["post-1465","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-gen","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-g"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"178":{"name":"HP - Gen","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-gen\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"78":{"name":"Rating: G","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-g\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1465"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2099,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1465\/revisions\/2099"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1465"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1465"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1465"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}