{"id":1471,"date":"2003-09-22T21:59:48","date_gmt":"2003-09-23T05:59:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1471"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:35:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:35:46","slug":"hem-hem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/hem-hem\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Hem HEM!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Hem HEM! [Umbridge\/Squid?, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><B>Title: Hem HEM!<br \/>\nWords: 100<br \/>\nCharacters: Mcgonagall, Umbridge, and our favorite squiggly friend&#8230;<br \/>\nA\/N: I bet Fred and George had a hand in this somehow&#8230;<\/B><\/p>\n<p><b>Hem HEM!<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Umbridge narrowed her eyes suspiciously.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s only right, you know,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall continued loftily. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153The Squid does protect the school, so it isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t surprising that he should want to meet each new Headmaster\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6personally.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tUmbridge glared at all the other professors gathered with her by the lake. They all smiled back professionally.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not so bad,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d McGonagall nudged her closer to the water\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s edge. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I rather enjoyed it myself a few years ago. And Dumbledore\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6well, you know about that man and marine life\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hem HEM!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Umbridge exclaimed as a tentacle slipped out of the water and up her skirt.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1471'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1471);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1471);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1471);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge\/Squid)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[176,194,84],"class_list":["post-1471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-other","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"176":{"name":"HP - Other","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-other\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1471"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2129,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1471\/revisions\/2129"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1471"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1471"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1471"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}