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Title: And What Long Legs
\nWords: 100
\nChallenge: Dragons and the Men Who Love Them
\nCharacters: Molly, Arthur, and Charlie’s Dirty Magazines
\nA\/N: Sorry it’s not very squicky, but this made me smile when i thought about it. I’ll work on squickdom, i swear<\/B><\/p>\n

And What Long Legs<\/b>
\n“What are you doing?” Arthur leaned into Charlie’s room.<\/p>\n

“He’s got those magazines, Arthur,” Molly pursed her lips, rooting around underneath their teenage son’s mattress.<\/p>\n

“Eh?” Arthur looked perplexed.<\/p>\n

“You know the sort I mean,” Molly sniffed disdainfully. “If the twins should find them, or Ron, just imagine, he’s only a baby…a-HA!”<\/p>\n

Molly yanked out a magazine by the corner and brandished it in the air. The predictable three page centerfold shook loose and unfolded itself. Molly shrieked indignantly and refused to look.<\/p>\n

“You see what I mean?” she demanded.<\/p>\n

“Hmm,” Arthur replied, peering closer. “What a beautiful Chinese Fireball.”<\/p>\n