{"id":1480,"date":"2003-10-24T22:20:24","date_gmt":"2003-10-25T06:20:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1480"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:42:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:42:14","slug":"isnt-it-ironic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/isnt-it-ironic\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Isn&#8217;t It Ironic"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Isn't It Ironic [Hagrid, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title: Isn&#8217;t It Ironic<br \/>\nWords:100<br \/>\nCharacters: Hagrid and his Special friend<br \/>\nChallenge: Eye ain&#8217;t got No Body<br \/>\nA\/N: Hagrid&#8217;s missing bit is his wand, if you can&#8217;t tell&#8230;there&#8217;s nothing explicit here so I didn&#8217;t cut-tag it, somebody give me a holler if you think i ought to&#8230;<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>Isn&#8217;t It Ironic<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a heavy bit o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 irony in it, ain\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d  Hagrid mused out loud, the thrusting punctuating his words in odd places. His companion grunted painfully.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I mean,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hagrid continued, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You had me kicked out o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Hogwarts cause o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 what You-Know-Who done, and now I got you here cause o\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 what you did for You-Know-Who.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tHe received no response, but kept going anyways. Sex evidently drew out the philosopher in Hagrid.<\/p>\n<p>\t\u00e2\u20ac\u0153An\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 then, you snapped my wand, an\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 now I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m&#8230;well. Jus\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 funny, is all.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>\tFace-down on all fours in an Order interrogation room, Cornelius Fudge failed to appreciate the irony.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1480'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1480);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1480);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1480);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid\/Fudge)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[176,194,84],"class_list":["post-1480","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-other","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"176":{"name":"HP - Other","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-other\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1480"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2145,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1480\/revisions\/2145"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1480"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1480"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1480"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}