{"id":1496,"date":"2003-09-03T22:58:15","date_gmt":"2003-09-04T06:58:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1496"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:33:05","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:33:05","slug":"smooth-as-silk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/smooth-as-silk\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Smooth as Silk"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Title<\/b>: Smooth as Silk [Draco]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG
\nSummary<\/b>: Draco hates Blaise Zabini.
\nAN<\/b>: this one’s for anyone who’s ever experimented with shaving odd bits of their body and later discovered the hidden down-side. And Draco hates EVERYTHING.<\/p>\n

Smooth as Silk<\/b><\/p>\n

\tDraco hated Blaise Zabini as he scratched his knee through his robes.<\/p>\n

He had no idea how Blaise had talked him into shaving his legs. He thought Imperio might have been involved, Zabinis were known for their finesse with that Unforgivable.<\/p>\n

Draco remembered him insisting it would feel good, really<\/i> good, and it had for a few hours. What he had NOT mentioned was that his legs would itch like the dickens for the next week until the hair grew back. <\/p>\n

I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to get him<\/i>, Draco snarled silently. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m replacing his shampoo with hair dye. MAGENTA hair dye. Poof.<\/i><\/p>\n