{"id":1502,"date":"2003-08-27T23:32:53","date_gmt":"2003-08-28T07:32:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=1502"},"modified":"2009-09-06T16:31:11","modified_gmt":"2009-09-07T00:31:11","slug":"seriously","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2003\/seriously\/","title":{"rendered":"Harry Potter, Seriously"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Seriously [MWPP, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Seriously [MWPP]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: James wants to know how long.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: where on earth are all these twiddly things coming from?<\/p>\n<p><b>Seriously<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Seriously,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James asked. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153How long?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>About five seconds, Sirius thought. But damned if I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m telling you that.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It depends,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said out loud.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It does NOT,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d James pressed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You obviously know, I can tell! How long before you slept with the girl?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<p>It was all well and good for James to ask. He hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t secretly lusted after one of his best friends for six years and been caught moaning his name. Clearly it only took five seconds after that.<\/p>\n<p>Sirius looked across the table and locked eyes with Remus.<\/p>\n<p>\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not having sex with a girl until I marry one.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-1502'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1502);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'><b>2<\/b> people like this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(1502);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(1502);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>James wants to know how long. (Remus\/Sirius)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[50],"tags":[163,161,194,84],"class_list":["post-1502","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-harrypotter","tag-hp-mwpp-era","tag-hp-remussirius","tag-hp100-drabble","tag-rating-pg-13"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"50":{"name":"Harry Potter","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/harrypotter\/"}},"tags_names":{"163":{"name":"HP - MWPP Era","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-mwpp-era\/"},"161":{"name":"HP - Sirius Black\/Remus Lupin","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp-remussirius\/"},"194":{"name":"HP100 Drabble","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/hp100-drabble\/"},"84":{"name":"Rating: PG-13","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg-13\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1502"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2111,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1502\/revisions\/2111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1502"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1502"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1502"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}