{"id":2222,"date":"2009-12-12T10:45:47","date_gmt":"2009-12-12T18:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=2222"},"modified":"2010-01-18T10:50:42","modified_gmt":"2010-01-18T18:50:42","slug":"holiday-interface","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2009\/holiday-interface\/","title":{"rendered":"A.B.C.-Z, Holiday Interface"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Holiday Interface [Balcan\/Yokoo's Rooma, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>:  Holiday Interface<br \/>\n<b>Unit for Points<\/b>: A.B.C.-Z<br \/>\n<b>Word Count<\/b>: 100<br \/>\n<b>Characters\/Pairings<\/b>: Balcan\/Yokoo&#8217;s Roomba<br \/>\n<b>Author&#8217;s Notes:<\/b> We&#8217;ve been discussing at length in our hotel room who Balcan&#8217;s new boyfriend should be. You should probably also read <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/je100\/60886.html\">this<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/community.livejournal.com\/je100\/61210.html\">this<\/a> if you want to know the whole story. <\/p>\n<p><b>Holiday Interface<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Balcan was confused. <\/p>\n<p>He didn&#8217;t understand much about the strange customs of his owner or the other humans. Then again, Balcan&#8217;s brain was made out of pudding cups. <\/p>\n<p>Balcan was being carried down the hallway, his owner burbling about &#8216;kurisumasu&#8217; and &#8216;dates.&#8217; Balcan wondered if he&#8217;d get a calendar upgrade. He was set down on the floor of another dressing room. His owner called out a cheerful &#8220;Enjoy!~&#8221; and left. <\/p>\n<p>Balcan bleeped puzzedly into the darkness. <\/p>\n<p>There was a soft whirr, and a sleek, round, vacuuming unit whirred up to Balcan on tiny wheels. <\/p>\n<p>Its light blinked red-green-red shyly.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-2222'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(2222);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>1 person likes this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(2222);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(2222);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Balcan gets a new boyfriend. (Balcan\/Yokoo&#8217;s Roomba)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[21,3],"tags":[80,193,76],"class_list":["post-2222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-abc","category-je","tag-abc","tag-je100-drabbles","tag-rating-pg"],"blog_post_layout_featured_media_urls":{"thumbnail":"","full":""},"categories_names":{"21":{"name":"A.B.C.-Z","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/je\/abc\/"},"3":{"name":"Johnny's Ent.","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/category\/je\/"}},"tags_names":{"80":{"name":"JE - A.B.C.-Z","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/abc\/"},"193":{"name":"JE100 Drabbles","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/je100-drabbles\/"},"76":{"name":"Rating: PG","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/tag\/rating-pg\/"}},"comments_number":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2222"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2224,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2222\/revisions\/2224"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}