{"id":2526,"date":"2011-09-04T17:41:31","date_gmt":"2011-09-05T01:41:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=2526"},"modified":"2012-05-04T17:53:21","modified_gmt":"2012-05-05T01:53:21","slug":"what-kind-of-pokemon-are-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2011\/what-kind-of-pokemon-are-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Kis-My-Ft2, What Kind of Pokemon Are You?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more What Kind of Pokemon Are You? [Nikachu\/Sengar] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: What Kind of Pokemon Are You?<br \/>\n<b>Unit for Points<\/b>: Matchy (because he&#8217;s SCARY)<br \/>\n<b>Word Count<\/b>: 100 x 6<br \/>\n<b>Characters\/Pairings<\/b>: Yokoo + his pokemon team<br \/>\n<b>Author&#8217;s Notes:<\/b> oh god this challenge. I so want a Nikachu. <\/p>\n<p><b>What Kind of Pokemon Are You?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>The Nikachu sniffed the air, fur bristling nervously. It didn&#8217;t like being alone, but the faster they found a Card Key, the faster they could get out of this creepy tower\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n<p>A weird noise behind it made the Nikachu flatten to the ground, shaking. Turning to find a black shape looming over it, Nikachu Thundershocked in alarm. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sen?&#8221; the shape asked, but just giggled when Nikachu shocked it again. &#8220;Gar!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ni!&#8221; Nikachu sat up, indignant his attacks were having no effect, ready to give the Sengar an earful, before he noticed the Sengar was shyly holding out a Card Key. <\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Yokoo was a little worried when Nikachu hadn&#8217;t turned back up after ten minutes. The mouse hated being alone and the tower was awfully creepy\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6he breathed a sigh of relief when Nikachu skittered around the corner. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There you\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221; Yokoo paused when Nikachu dragged a Sengar out with it. &#8220;Who&#8217;s that?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nikachu scampered over and pawed its way into Yokoo&#8217;s bag, then came up with a pokeball in its mouth. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Friendship ball, huh?&#8221; Yokoo eyed the Sengar and it eyed him back curiously, no sign of fleeing like any normal pokemon. Well, he&#8217;d needed a sixth pokemon for his team anyway. <\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Outside in the sun, the Sengar seemed to get along with all of Yokoo&#8217;s team at least. <\/p>\n<p>Tamareep hadn&#8217;t been that impressed, giving Sengar a casual &#8220;Reep&#8221; before going back to shocking Miyakarp like usual. Miyakarp was all Smiles. Nikachu was still trailing around after Sengar, sniffing and nosing at it. <\/p>\n<p>Yokoo tried to call a warning when Sengar shuffled over to the sleeping Snoremitsu, but he needn&#8217;t have worried. Soon Sengar was curled up on Snoremitsu&#8217;s wide, soft stomach, rising and sinking slowly with its breaths as it took a nap itself. <\/p>\n<p>Nikachu whined and Yokoo scratched its head. <\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ni!&#8221; &#8220;Sen!&#8221; &#8220;Ni!&#8221; &#8220;Sen!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yokoo rolled his eyes without bothering to open them. It certainly was an exchange he&#8217;d been hearing constantly for the last week, and it was cute enough. To a point. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ni!&#8221; &#8220;Sen!&#8221; &#8220;Ni!&#8221; &#8220;Sen!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Even the pokeballs didn&#8217;t keep them separated for long; sooner or later the Nikachu was out, pawing at the Sengar&#8217;s ball, nosing the release button. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ni!&#8221; &#8220;Sen!&#8221; &#8220;N\u00e2\u20ac\u201d&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Will you two kindly SHUT UP!&#8221; Yokoo finally roared, at the end of his patience. &#8220;It&#8217;s THE MIDDLE of the NIGHT, you MORONS.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>There were fifteen whole seconds of silence before Snoremitsu started snoring. <\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>Even the best trainers need a break, and Yokoo didn&#8217;t feel guilty at all about dropping off the idiot-combi at Koyama&#8217;s Daycare. Yokoo spent a peaceful afternoon replenishing supplies for his bag and strolled back to the Daycare, worry-free. <\/p>\n<p>Koyama was wringing his hands out front. &#8220;Ah, there&#8217;s been a bit of a\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6surprise.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yokoo looked down at the cute speckled egg between a smug Nikachu and a grinning Sengar. &#8220;What?! You&#8217;re not even the same egg type!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s the miracle of life?&#8221; Koyama wibbled under Yokoo&#8217;s glare. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Is one of you idiots even a girl?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chu~,&#8221; Nikachu answered, purposely unhelpful. <\/p>\n<p>*****<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop laughing,&#8221; Yokoo ordered, not that Totsuka did. &#8220;Your Fumidash and Goseking are every bit as stupid <i>and<\/i> fertile.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Maybe so,&#8221; Totsuka chuckled. &#8220;That&#8217;s why I&#8217;m not stupid enough to leave them at Koyama&#8217;s Daycare.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sshi,&#8221; Totsuka&#8217;s Hasshipoke agreed. &#8220;Ha.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mm, but,&#8221; Totsuka said, &#8220;I&#8217;d be willing to take your Snoremitsu off your hands for a bit if you needed an open party slot.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yokoo&#8217;s only consolation, as he started off on his many steps of egg-hatching, Nikachu lurking at his heels every single step, was that the Hasshipoke hadn&#8217;t looked any more excited than Yokoo about this solution.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-2526'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(2526);\" title='Like' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'><b>3<\/b> people like this post.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(2526);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(2526);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Nikachu sniffed the air, fur bristling nervously. 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