{"id":2600,"date":"2011-10-20T20:08:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-21T04:08:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=2600"},"modified":"2012-05-07T20:13:51","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T04:13:51","slug":"the-rainbow-log-is-unsurprising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2011\/the-rainbow-log-is-unsurprising\/","title":{"rendered":"Mis Snow Man, The Rainbow Log is Unsurprising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more The Rainbow Log is Unsurprising [Sanada\/Nozawa, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: The Rainbow Log is Unsurprising [Sanada\/Nozawa]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: The Snowmen get turned into Snowpigs.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for Halloween 2011 JE100 Drabble exchange, for Yararanger, who wanted Snowmen to switch places with the Snowpigs (which it might help you to know is what we call the 6-pig litter which my guinea pigs Sanapig, Nokkun, and Datte all come from). <\/p>\n<p><b>The Rainbow Log is Unsurprising<\/b><\/p>\n<p>At first, Sanada didn&#8217;t really even understand that anything strange was going on. In his defense, he was just waking up for a nap, and the dark fluffy hair around his ears had totally been there always, and it certainly wasn&#8217;t the first time he&#8217;d seen Nozawa in white fur.<\/p>\n<p>The fact that he was lying on woodchips didn&#8217;t bother him a whole lot either. They smelled good~ and they were nice and comfortable. Even the rainbow logs didn&#8217;t exactly tip him off, after that PV they&#8217;d done with Tackey-senpai.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t until Nozawa rolled over and blinked at him with big dark eyes on either side of an orange-furred nose that Sanada caught on something was perhaps amiss. But when he tried to ask, nothing came out but a soft squeak. He cleared his throat and tried again, getting panicky, and only got a louder wheeeeeek out.<\/p>\n<p>It didn&#8217;t stop him trying though, until Nozawa narrowed his eyes and even without words managed to clearly indicate that he was not at all impressed. Sanada shut his mouth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;YOU GUYS!&#8221; someone shouted over top of them, and Sanada was cowering under the rainbow log, pressed close against Nozawa&#8217;s side before he&#8217;d even realized his furry little legs had gotten moving. The voice lowered to a more acceptable level. &#8220;Ooh, sorry! Don&#8217;t be scared, it&#8217;s just me, Hikaru. Come out please.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Nozawa gave a soft snort of derision, but the two of them edged back out cautiously. Sanapig found it hard to look straight up with his new wide-spaced eyes, even when he lifted his nose straight up, and instead settled for sort of eyeing Iwamoto from the side with his head tilted.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Something happened and\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221; Iwamoto flailed a little, &#8220;Hasshi-kun switched your water bottles, and now\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6Goseki-senpai said it should wear off soon? I had a juice from the vending machine, so\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6I can take care of you until then? Oh, the others are okay too! Date&#8217;s on the floor here\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>A long, plaintive wheeeek sounded.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry, but you know exactly why I can&#8217;t put you back in with Nabesho!&#8221; Iwamoto scolded. &#8220;Fukka and Sakkun and Shota are next door so\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6things\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6don&#8217;t happen before you change back. They&#8217;re really cute! Er, not that you two aren&#8217;t! Sanada, you&#8217;re totally oshare!<\/p>\n<p>Nozawa&#8217;s dismissive once-over said he was ambivalent on the subject.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;But here!&#8221; Suddenly a bunch of green stuff was falling around them, smelling grassy and good to the guinea pig&#8217;s nose. &#8220;It&#8217;s hay! The internet said you&#8217;d like that, so go on and eat up and I&#8217;m sure you&#8217;ll be totally back to normal! I&#8217;m going to go check on the others, okay, so just relax!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Iwamoto bustled out, but Sanada hardly noticed, already face-deep in the hay and wheeking conversationally to Nozawa about how good it was. Nozawa munched on a few pieces himself, before retreating back under the rainbow log and lying down with a little sigh.<\/p>\n<p>Satisfied for now, Sanada finished chewing the piece of hay he&#8217;d been stripping of it&#8217;s soft flowery bit and trotted over to nose at Nozawa. When he didn&#8217;t get much of a response, he flopped down next to his partner, their soft, furry sides pressed close together.<\/p>\n<p>Nozawa picked up his head to nibbled Sanada&#8217;s ear casually, then both of them froze when Sanada let out a long, low rrrrrrrrrrrrrr. 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