{"id":3380,"date":"2017-01-16T07:53:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-16T15:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=3380"},"modified":"2022-01-01T07:58:38","modified_gmt":"2022-01-01T15:58:38","slug":"yuri-on-ice-press-1-for-more-options","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2017\/yuri-on-ice-press-1-for-more-options\/","title":{"rendered":"Yuri on Ice, Press 1 For More Options"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Press 1 For More Options [Yuri\/Otabek, PG] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Press 1 For More Options [Yuri\/Otabek]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Otabek usually sees a fairly finite number of things when he answers a Skype call from Yuri. Yuri&#8217;s cat is not usually the one calling.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for shiritori. I&#8217;m not sure why lately I keep ending up writing about their pets. And what the heck is this cat&#8217;s name anyway? Both names Otabek uses mean princess.<\/p>\n<p><b>Press 1 For More Options<\/b><\/p>\n<p>A range of possible sights might greet Otabek when he answers the Skype call, in his experience a fairly finite range. Yuri on his bed. Yuri at his desk. Yuri on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Yuri&#8217;s cat sitting expectantly in front of the laptop is not on that list.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hello?&#8221; Otabek asks, amused, expecting Yuri to pop into view from the side or to turn the laptop around.<\/p>\n<p>The cat meows. Otabek laughs, he can&#8217;t help it, and gets another meow that sounds reproachful.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, princessa,&#8221; Otabek apologizes. He casually takes a screenshot, intending to show Yuri later. &#8220;I wasn&#8217;t expecting you to call. Have you been missing me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s a vocal thing, Otabek remembers from his last visit to St. Petersburg, and she doesn&#8217;t disappoint. Sitting primly on Yuuri&#8217;s bed, fluffy tail flicking back and forth, she gives a dissatisfied <i>mrrow<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I miss you too, of course,&#8221; Otabek says. He doesn&#8217;t really have any idea what&#8217;s going on, but it&#8217;s quite adorable, and he isn&#8217;t made of stone. &#8220;Your winter coat is looking nice. Has Yura been brushing you out properly?&#8221; He waits for the cat to give her opinion. &#8220;Hm, I see. But it&#8217;s good for you, you know. When I see you again, will you let me brush you?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>She looks away, head tilted slightly back, and Otabek recognizes immediately her owner&#8217;s body language for <i>perhaps if you convince me<\/i>.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course it is up to you, but I would enjoy that very much.&#8221; With a yawn, she lies down suddenly, curled on her side, her blue eyes fixed back on Otabek. &#8220;Last time I was there we napped together, do you remember? You were quite cute, <i>xansha<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mwoooar,&#8221; she agrees, rolling onto her back to show her white belly, still looking at Otabek upside down.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sorry,&#8221; Yuri&#8217;s voice cuts in suddenly from somewhere off screen. &#8220;Lilia was yelling and\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6what the fuck is <i>this?<\/i>&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Otabek starts to laugh helplessly at all of it, Yuri&#8217;s suspicious tone, the cat&#8217;s suggestive pose, the way she meows in annoyance when Yuri shoos her off the bed with rough hands.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Get out of here, you hussy!&#8221; Yuri throws himself down on the bed hard enough to bounce a little. When he settles, he gives Otabek a dirty look. &#8220;And what do you have to say for yourself?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mrrrow?&#8221; Otabek offers. It&#8217;s completely worth it when Yuri tells him to go fuck himself and slams the lid of his laptop shut.<\/p>\n<p>Otabek waits him out, still chuckling to himself as he Instagrams the screenshot. He captions it &#8220;This is Yuri-Plisetsky&#8217;s cat. She misses me almost as much as her owner.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The Skype tone jingles a moment later, and Otabek clicks to connect.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;She does not,&#8221; Yuri grumbles into the camera.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course not,&#8221; Otabek agrees. 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