{"id":3662,"date":"2022-07-31T10:12:00","date_gmt":"2022-07-31T18:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=3662"},"modified":"2025-02-09T10:18:04","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T18:18:04","slug":"kingdom-hearts-team-axel-goes-to-agrabah","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2022\/kingdom-hearts-team-axel-goes-to-agrabah\/","title":{"rendered":"Kingdom Hearts, Team Axel Goes to Agrabah"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Team Axel Goes to Agrabah [Lea, Roxas, Demyx, G] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Team Axel Goes to Agrabah [Lea, Roxas, Demyx]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: Gen except maybe Demyx&#8217;s outfit.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Do not eat anything that the Gumball Heartless gives you.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for Shiritori. Everybody gets sent to Agrabah a little too much. <\/p>\n<p><b>Team Axel Goes to Agrabah<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u201cFirst of all,\u201d Lea said, \u201cthis has not and never will be \u2018Team Axel.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAww, don\u2019t be such a hardass, this is really close!\u201d Demyx replied, putting his hands on his hips. Lea stuck another spoonful of cereal in his mouth, eyeing Demyx. \u201cIt\u2019s like the good old days, except Roxas is like a real person now!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m not LIKE a real person, I AM a real person,\u201d Roxas retorted, dragging his eyes away from his Gummiphone finally. \u201cAnd what\u2019s so important you had to Dark Corridor into our apartment before noon on a Saturday?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI might have broken a few eensy weensy vials of Ienzo\u2019s something or other.\u201d Demyx waved a hand. \u201cBut the good news is that we get to go on a buddy mission to one of your FAVORITE places!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Roxas and Lea exchanged a glance while Demyx waited expectantly. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cAgrabah!\u201d Demyx exclaimed. He did a little jazz hands. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cPass,\u201d Lea replied. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cHard pass,\u201d Roxas agreed. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cGuyyyys,\u201d Demyx whined, slumping so that his arms dangled. \u201cCome on, I need a team, I\u2019m just a pretty face! We\u2019re so good together! Lea\u2019s the muscle, and Roxas\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSay he\u2019s the brains, I dare you,\u201d Lea interrupted. Roxas elbowed him hard enough to knock some cereal pieces into his lap. \u201cOof! My Mickey-Os!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe\u2019ll go on two conditions,\u201d Roxas said. <\/p>\n<p>Lea groaned. \u201cDon\u2019t encourage this guy! My cartoons are on!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOne, you buy us lunch in bazaar,\u201d Roxas held up one finger. \u201cTwo, you have to dress like an Agrabah dancing girl the whole time.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDone and done!\u201d Demyx let his black coat drop to reveal a turquoise two-piece, complete with gold bangles and gauzy pants. \u201cIt\u2019s like a billion degrees there, I don\u2019t know why anybody wears anything else. I know it\u2019s little Jasmine two years ago, but the color is SO flattering.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOK, this is happening I guess,\u201d Lea sighed, plonking down his cereal bowl on the coffee table. He gave Roxas a shove. \u201cGet up, the sooner this starts the sooner it ends.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019ll be so fast, I only need like four Gust Crystals and maybe an Orichalcum,\u201d Demyx said, making Roxas groan. \u201cSo if anybody sees that fancy gumball machine guy in the bazaar, definitely share with the group, but do NOT eat any candy he gives you! That\u2019s some advice from personal experience.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhy would you eat anything a Heartless gives you?\u201d Roxas demanded as he stood up, patting down his pockets for his keychains. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s a GUMBALL machine, and all synthesis pieces look like candy!\u201d Demyx protested, one hand on his jingling hip, the other waving open another Dark Corridor. \u201cDon\u2019t let this guy tell you he\u2019s never put one of those in his mouth, that\u2019s a LIE.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI ate a Blizzard Shard one time because nobody had any mints in any of their seven hundred pockets!\u201d Lea snapped. He grabbed Roxas by the shoulders to hustle him towards the corridor. \u201cDon\u2019t at me, everybody tries the forbidden rock candy sooner or later. Oh, wait, I don\u2019t have my\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cTeam Axel away!\u201d Demyx announced, shoving Lea hard enough that he and Roxas tumbled through the corridor. <\/p>\n<p>A blast of heat whooshed over them as they fell down and landed hard on a heap of sand in the alley beside the bazaar. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cUgh,\u201d Roxas said, climbing to his feet and pulling off a sneaker to dump sand out of it. \u201cAlready it starts.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAgrabah! Brought to you by sand!\u201d Demyx said with a two-handed flourish. \u201cIt\u2019s everywhere, get used to it.\u201d\n<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-3662'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(3662);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(3662);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(3662);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do not eat anything that the Gumball Heartless gives you. 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