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Title<\/b>: Take Me Home Tonight [pairing]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: R
\nSummary<\/b>: Bakugou finally agrees to bring Kaminari home, but Midoriya says he’s the least well-kept secret on the block.
\nAN<\/b>: Written for Shiritori. Maxie wrote some hot Bakugou\/Kaminari\/Midoriya and I was surprisingly so into it I wrote this. <\/p>\n
Take Me Home Tonight<\/b><\/p>\n
The excited smile on Kaminari\u2019s face was worth it when Bakugou finally agreed to let Kaminari come along on his trip home for the weekend. He\u2019d been slumped on the couch, chewing idly on his phone charger, until Midoriya had rested elbows on the back of the couch and said Bakugou had a surprise for him. Now he was sitting bolt upright, practically crackling with delight. <\/p>\n
\u201cIt\u2019s not a big deal,\u201d Bakugou said, exasperated, as Kaminari slapped a high-five with Midoriya. \u201cYou\u2019ve met my parents! They lived here for weeks during evacuation!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cIf it\u2019s not a big deal, why wouldn\u2019t you let me come with you?\u201d Kaminari retorted. \u201cBesides, meeting them is one thing. I want to see you in your natural habitat.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cFuck off, I\u2019m not an endangered beetle,\u201d Bakugou grumbled. <\/p>\n
\u201cIzuku\u2019s taken me home twice already,\u201d Kaminari reminded, making Bakugou\u2019s mouth pinch tight. \u201cYou\u2019re totally losing to this guy.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cDon\u2019t tell him that, geez,\u201d Midoriya protested, giving the back of Kaminari\u2019s head a shove. \u201cIt\u2019s not something to get jealous over! It\u2019s just easier if there\u2019s another person for my mom to fuss over than when it\u2019s just me.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cPlus she loves me,\u201d Kaminari said smugly. He leaned his head back to make a kissy face at Midoriya. \u201cI fixed her vacuum!\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cHmph.\u201d Bakugou scuffed his heel against the dorm carpet. \u201cDoes she know about him?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYeah, she guessed right away,\u201d Midoriya said, cheeks turning pink. \u201cI didn\u2019t explain it all but I think she\u2019s probably figured all of us out, since she keeps asking why I don\u2019t bring you home too.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cOh, is that why?\u201d Kaminari leaned forward to examine Bakugou more carefully. \u201cYou don\u2019t want your mom to know about us? Do you think she\u2019ll be weird about it? That would suck, she\u2019s so cool!\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cNo, I think she\u2019d think it was hilarious,\u201d Bakugou says sourly, glaring harder at the carpet. \u201cIt\u2019s bad enough our moms spent years insisting we\u2019d be friends again and turned out to be right, all this time mine\u2019s said I\u2019d never get a date while I was acting like an asshole and I said a million times I didn\u2019t want to date anyone anyway so I\u2019d just be an asshole harder!\u201d <\/p>\n
\u201cThat\u2019s really easy to picture, ne,\u201d Kaminari commented. \u201cTo bad I think jerks are hot. Izuku, what\u2019s your excuse?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cA childhood of exposure conditioning,\u201d Midoriya said. When Bakugou lifted his eyes, Midoriya had his cheek resting against his palm, expression fond. \u201cSpent all my formative years with this dick and now I can probably only get hard for petty assholes.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cHey!\u201d Kaminari protested, trying to look offended but laughing. \u201cI\u2019m not petty! You are into my ass, though.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cThis is the exact reason I don\u2019t want to take you home,\u201d Bakugou said, thinking about changing his whole mind. Before he could storm off, Kaminari stretched out a hand to grab Bakugou\u2019s wrist. The static shock of his touch made Bakugou grunt as Kaminari dragged him over and yanked him down on the couch, half sprawled across Kaminari\u2019s lap. \u201cFucking ouch! Why the fuck didn\u2019t it hurt when you touched Deku?\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cWell\u2026\u201d Izuku held up a hand, flickers of green lightning between his fingers. <\/p>\n
\u201cUgh, fuck you both,\u201d Bakugou said, shifting his position so he was more settled back against Kaminari and less taking a knee to the kidney. Kaminari\u2019s arm slid in around Bakugou\u2019s waist, fingers teasing just under the hem of Bakugou\u2019s T-shirt. \u201cYou cannot make jokes about any of this gay shit with my mom OR call me names, or this is off.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cKacchan, she definitely knows you\u2019re a twink,\u201d Midoriya chuckled, dropping a hand to poke him between the eyebrows. \u201cThat\u2019s like the least kept secret on our block. I think what you\u2019re really worried about is that she\u2019ll like Denki so much that she\u2019ll give YOU the threatening talk about breaking his heart.\u201d<\/p>\n
\u201cYour FACE is a twink!\u201d Bakugou snapped, reaching up to twist a hand in Midoriya\u2019s T-shirt. He yanked Midoriya over the back of the couch with a surprised yelp, but his split-second of revenge cut off abruptly when Midoriya landed hard on top of him with roughly the gravity of a neutron star. He kept forgetting this idiot weighed more every week from OFA muscle mass, plus to add insult to injury he got another static shock from Full Cowl. \u201cFuck,\u201d he wheezed. \u201cI\u2019m breaking up with both of you.\u201d<\/p>\n