{"id":3722,"date":"2022-10-18T17:09:00","date_gmt":"2022-10-19T01:09:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=3722"},"modified":"2025-02-23T17:13:05","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T01:13:05","slug":"bnha-package-release","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2022\/bnha-package-release\/","title":{"rendered":"BNHA, Package Release"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Package Release [Bakugou\/Kirishima, PG-13] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Package Release [Bakugou\/Kirishima]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13 for swearing<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Kirishima wouldn&#8217;t need an extra set of hands if his dumbass boyfriend weren&#8217;t glued to his phone.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Written for Shiritori. <\/p>\n<p><b>Package Release<\/b><\/p>\n<p>It might be nice to have an extra set of hands to help haul the groceries up the stairs, but Kirishima wouldn\u2019t need an extra set if his dumbass boyfriend weren\u2019t glued to his phone, obsessively tracking the shipping information for his limited edition Final Form All Might figure. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cRefreshing that doesn\u2019t actually make it arrive faster,\u201d Kirishima said in exasperation, trying to fumble his keys out of his pocket without dropping the bag with all the fruit. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cFucking ridiculous, it\u2019s back in Kyuushuu?\u201d Bakugou scowled at his phone harder. \u201cWhy?! It was one prefecture over last night! Do you know how much shipping I paid for this thing?\u201d <\/p>\n<p>\u201cKATSUKI,\u201d Kirishima snaps, at the end of his patience. <\/p>\n<p>\u201cYeah, yeah\u2026\u201d Without pulling his eyes away from his phone, Bakugou plucked Kirishima\u2019s keys out of his pocket, slotted the right key in the door, and kicked it open. \u201cOpen sesame.\u201d Bakugou\u2019s phone buzzed with an alert. \u201cUgh, fuck me, fucking Deku. His is in Tokyo! What the fuck! If he gets his before me, I\u2019m gonna\u2014\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOk! You\u2019re on a time out.\u201d Kirishima plucked Bakugou\u2019s phone out of his hands, holding it up, out of reach. He shoved the grocery bag into Bakugou\u2019s hands. \u201cLess talking, more fridge stocking. Unless you want me to approve no-signature package release.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Bakugou narrowed his eyes, grip crinkling the paper grocery bag. \u201cYou wouldn\u2019t DARE.\u201d<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-3722'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(3722);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(3722);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(3722);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kirishima wouldn&#8217;t need an extra set of hands if his dumbass boyfriend weren&#8217;t glued to his phone. 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