{"id":442,"date":"2007-04-08T17:35:07","date_gmt":"2007-04-09T01:35:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=442"},"modified":"2009-09-06T09:17:08","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T17:17:08","slug":"je-cant-say-it-without-the-a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2007\/je-cant-say-it-without-the-a\/","title":{"rendered":"JE, Can&#8217;t Say It Without The A"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more Can't Say It Without The A [Jin\/Yamapi, R] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: Can&#8217;t Say It Without The A [Jin\/Yamapi]<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: R for perving on the juniors.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Yamapi has a complaint about this whole hiatus thing, and Jin has a bunch of fancy new foreign words.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Why do i think it&#8217;s a good plan to write at 2am. Also, I am FULL OF FLAIL for the You PV, not only because of the burning hot, but because i understand about 42% of what they are saying. It&#8217;s like if Hyoutei did Sesame Street.<\/p>\n<p><b>Can&#8217;t Say It Without The A<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Jin, you jerk,&#8221; Yamashita grumbles. &#8220;You were supposed to have some sort of epiphany on your stupid vacation and come back and seduce me away from NewS so we could start our own band!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It wasn&#8217;t a vacation, it was a <i>hiatus<\/i>,&#8221; Jin retorts, letting his tongue roll over one of his cool new English words. &#8220;And you&#8217;re already in a band.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ryo&#8217;s in two bands!&#8221; Yamapi kicks at the sheets a little, pouting. &#8220;I&#8217;m losing to him!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Besides,&#8221; Jin continues, ignoring the pout as best he can, which is to say not at all, &#8220;if we were a band, then when we snuck off together we&#8217;d have to do work rather than this.&#8221; Jin runs his bare foot up over Yamapi&#8217;s calf, Pi&#8217;s leg hair tickling the sole. &#8220;You like this, right?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Quit sweet-talking me.&#8221; Yamapi rolls over onto his stomach and runs his fingers over the keyboard of Jin&#8217;s laptop, which is sitting in between the two pillows. &#8220;You&#8217;re the one who just got off on his own PV.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s hot!&#8221; Jin shrugs, raising himself up onto one elbow and contemplating how this might be the first time he&#8217;s used his laptop for something that isn&#8217;t porn. Although, he reflects, anything is probably porn if you get yourself and\/or someone else off to it. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Our band would so be hotter,&#8221; Yamapi argues, twiddling the slider on the movie program back and forth so Ueda&#8217;s mouth undergoes a morphology of ridiculous shapes over and over. &#8220;We&#8217;d have shiny blue and purple costumes and pyrotechnics and roller skates\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Our band will <I>not<\/i> have roller skates,&#8221; Jin interrupts in tones of deep scorn. &#8220;Roller skates are not a component of badass rock, Pi.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Roller skates are a <i>key<\/i> component of badass rock, Bakanishi.&#8221; Yamapi is dicking around with the sound speed now, making it go faster so they sound like crickets, then slower so it&#8217;s like a sumo boyband. &#8220;Just ask Kis-My-Ft.2. Speaking of that, I was watching Shounen Club the other day, and Kento-kun has grown like three inches of <i>smoking hot s<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u201d&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Pi, stop perving on the juniors.&#8221; Jin stops and considers for a minute. &#8220;Or at least switch over to ABC so when people walk in on you moaning &#8216;KAWAI&#8217; with your dick in your hand they&#8217;ll think you&#8217;re just obsessing about the cute costumes again.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Hmph.&#8221; Yamapi rests his chin on his fist. &#8220;I bet you don&#8217;t tell Ueda-kun to stop perving on the juniors.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It works for him,&#8221; Jin pats Yamapi&#8217;s shoulder comfortingly, &#8220;just like Clint Eastwood works for Ninomiya-kun, but we shouldn&#8217;t all run out and buy <i>sombreros<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Stop using your stupid foreign words,&#8221; Yamapi grumbles. &#8220;What good&#8217;s your silly <i>hiatus<\/i> if you don&#8217;t roller skate in and sweep me off my feet? You just go back to your stupid KAT-TUN.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Aw, Pi, they need me! You can&#8217;t say it without the A. Besides,&#8221; Jin reaches over to bat Yamapi&#8217;s hand away from the touchpad and drags the slider to the right, &#8220;you didn&#8217;t pay attention to the best part.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He stops dragging when the video is at about three minutes and twenty seconds, then taps the space bar to play. Pi kicks his feet in the air a little, grumbling about jerk traitors distracting him, until the file reaches 3:33. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;<i>Jin<\/i>,&#8221; Pi gasps, after making a nearly subsonic noise, and the way his face lights up makes Jin feel better than all the feather boas in Japan. &#8220;You remembered!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course I did!&#8221; Jin fakes a pout. &#8220;I told you, whenever I think about us going at it like bunnies in my brain, I make our secret sign!&#8221; A flicker of thoughtfulness crossed Jin&#8217;s lower lip as he was chewing on it lightly, or maybe that&#8217;s his tongue. &#8220;I keep thinking they&#8217;ll tell me to quit it or edit it out, but it always seems to make it in somehow.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Just like you,&#8221; Yamapi grins, then pounces Jin and tickles him until he admits that roller skates are a key component of badass rock. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Lord help us if they every figure out what the heart in our handshake stands for,&#8221; Jin says after a little while, and Yamapi pretends to forget so that Jin will remind him.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-442'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(442);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(442);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(442);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yamapi has a complaint about this whole hiatus thing, and Jin has a bunch of fancy new foreign words. 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