\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13 for various ratings and suggestive covers.
\nSummary<\/b>: Fujigaya and Kawai bring Senga back a present, and Nikaido is annoyed.
\nAN<\/b>: As usual, this is totally
Not So Much Like Akame<\/b><\/p>\n
They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in the midst of a shopping trip, in the basement of some tiny doujinshi shop. Fujigaya is rooting around in a box of Gundam doujinshi, looking for presents for his brothers, when he hears Kawai give a whistle. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What is it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he asks without looking, then abandons his own box to go over and see when all he gets in response is a choked warble of laughter. If Kawai is past words, it must be something really good. <\/p>\n
The thin, plastic-sealed doujinshi Kawai holds up for him to see doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t disappoint. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Holy shit<\/i>,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fujigaya gasps in glee, while Kawai muffles more snickers with the back of his hand. The cover has a lot of hearts on it, and a cheerful warning about explicit contents, and also a drawing of two people holding hands, one kissing the other on the cheek. <\/p>\n
The faces are a little generic, but Fujigaya would recognize those awful boots that Nikaido wore all last winter anyplace. Certainly he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d been wearing them in quite a few paparazzi photos, and Fujigaya is also more than passingly familiar with the scarf wrapped around the other boy\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s neck. <\/p>\n
He gave it to Senga last Christmas.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are there more of these?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fujigaya demands quickly, and they spend the next twenty minutes going through the box to find half a dozen more, of various ratings and suggestive covers. They can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop snickering the whole time, and by the time they check out, the cashier is starting to give them strange looks, but it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll all be worth it, Fujigaya chortles to Kawai, when they all show up to practice the next day. <\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Where<\/i> did you find these?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tamamori demands sitting on the couch in the Kis-My-Ft2 dressing room with one of the racier doujins on his lap. To the left of him is Kitayama, calmly reaching over to flip a page and looking for all intents and purposes invested in the story; to the left of Tamamori is Miyata, who had been reading along originally, but now is curled in a ball on his side, laughing so hard tears are gathering on his lashes. Behind them, Yokoo is leaning over the couch and making progressively more and more horrified faces at each new page, but doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seem able to tear himself away. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Secre~t,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fujigaya hums smugly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But there was one of you and Miyata too.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tamamori squawks, fingers tightening so that the pages crinkle, and Kitayama takes the book from him with a \u00e2\u20ac\u02dctsk.\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 Tamamori lets him and tilts his head back to whine at Yokoo, who pats his forehead sympathetically. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Shh!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fujigaya hisses when he hears the voices he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s been waiting for in the hallway. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here they come!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m telling you!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido insists as he and Senga stroll in the door, Senga shaking his head and laughing. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153She was totally not Japanese, she was\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going on in here?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n
Miyata goes on cackling, but Fujigaya, Yokoo, and Tamamori blink at him innocently. Kitayama turns another page. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Pfft,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he says, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nikaido tops? As if.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153WHAT?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido demands, and the look on his face is so priceless that Fujigaya can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even bring himself to yell at Kitayama for disrupting his carefully planned lead-up to the revelation of the doujinshi. <\/p>\n
Senga trots over to see, sitting on the arm of the couch, and Kitayama lifts an arm up to curl around Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s waist, letting him slide down until he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s half in Kitayama\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lap. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Mou, is that me?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Nikaido snarls as if he can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even decide what to yell about first, and he rounds on Fujigaya. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What the hell did you bring in here?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153How do you know I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m the one who did it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fujigaya asks, giving Nikaido a cute smile, but Nikaido narrows his eyes, not fooled. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the only one perverted enough to bring in something like that,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he scowls, crossing his arms. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yup!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Fujigaya gives in easily, then strides across the room and pulls a plastic shopping bag from behind his back to drop in Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lap. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Here, a present. Maybe you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll even learn something.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don’t give him those!<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido shrieks, while Senga opens the handles of the bag and his eyes widen. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wow, there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a lot in here!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he exclaims. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all me and Nika!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Stop, stop,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Miyata begs, voice warbling. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If I laugh any more I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to die!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ne, Ken-chan,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tsuka says when he strolls into Butoukan practice and finds Senga sitting on a pile of mats with one of the doujins on his lap, swinging his feet. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Whatcha got there?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Doujinshi,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga answers, tilting his head a little as he stares at one of the panels.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh? What kind of\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6aaugh!<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tsuka gives a little exclamation of surprise when he sits down beside Senga and gets a good look. His cheeks turn pink and he glances quickly around, but only Bunichi and Yamamoto are there yet, and they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in the corner helping each other stretch. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Give a guy a little warning! Aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you a little young to be into that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s about me,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga explains, flipping a page. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And Nika. Taipi found them.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ahh,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tsuka says, because that explains quite a bit. He takes a look at the new page and winces. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re definitely too young to do that<\/i>.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Senga just giggles and shuts the book. On the cover, manga-Nikaido has his arms around manga-Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s waist, and manga-Senga is grinning like a moron. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tsuka-chan, did you know about these sorts of doujin?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153My sister has a couple Akame ones,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tsuka admits, looking even more embarrassed than when he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d been looking right at manga-Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s floral-censored sex scene. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s weird, when you know the guys.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Un,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga nods and taps his fingers against the cover. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know us at all really. In one of them, Nika keeps calling me \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcbaby\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 and I couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stop laughing. But they must think it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s interesting, right? The ones who draw this? They must think me and Nika are a cute couple.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I suppose,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Tsuka admits.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Maybe we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be the next Akame! When we debut.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga beams at Tsuka, and Tsuka doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t at all have the heart to address the many, many things that are disturbing about that statement. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Look, just put that away,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he finally says, ruffling Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hair and thinking it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a good thing the little moron is so cute, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153before Yara sees you with it and decides you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not too young for it at all.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you still<\/i> reading those?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido demands crankily. They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s room, supposedly working on homework, but really Senga is sprawled out on his stomach with another doujinshi, kicking his feet in the air, while Nika sits on the floor and mails Fujigaya back to insist that no<\/i>, they aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t doing anything gross, and also he can tell Kitayama to fuck right off<\/i>. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only got a few more.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga shrugs a shoulder. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Some of them are pretty good, are you sure you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to see?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, I do not,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido replies, voice crisp. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And what\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s this crap about us being the new Akame?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153When we debut,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga nods, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you think? I told Tsuka. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re way cuter, so we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be a lot more popular, ne.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Kame and Jin hate<\/i> each other!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido protests. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t want to be like them at all!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Senga looks up and gives Nikaido a look that makes him shift a little. A tiny grin lurks at the corner of his mouth. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Of course not!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido drops his phone to cross his arms, like he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s going to glare down any argument Senga has. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re best friends, and we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re going to stay best friends, and we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re never going to be anything like that!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nika,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga purrs, obviously delighted and grinning full force at the heat behind Nikaido\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s words. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Come here.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido wants to know, suspicious, but Senga just slides over to make room and beckons with a finger, and Nikaido finds himself climbing up on the bed beside Senga and settling on his stomach as well. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You should read this one, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s my favorite,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga says, and Nikaido squawks and tries to wriggle away, but Senga hooks an arm through Nikaido\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s elbow to hold him still. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be a baby,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he orders, pushing the pages over to get back to the first one, and Nikaido settles down with a mutinous glare. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153It doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t bother you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido asks a few minutes later, after manga-Nikaido has confessed in a bakery and given manga-Senga a heart-shaped muffin. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That people you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know are drawing you having sex with me, and other people you don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know are reading it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Is it so surprising?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga turns to look at Nikaido, chin propped up on the hand that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not still holding Nikaido in place. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153After the choreography we use and the way we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re supposed to touch each other? It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s what they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re supposed to think, isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I thought they were supposed to imagine us doing it to them,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido mumbles, cheeks heating up under Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s even gaze. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re too young for that, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d make them feel guilty,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga says with authority. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s okay to imagine us with each other, since we\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the same age.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d creepy, is maybe what Nikaido is about to say, or ridiculous, but he doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t say anything because he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s interrupted by Senga leaning over to kiss the corner of his mouth. <\/p>\n
Then sits backs and turns the page over like nothing has happened. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153WHAT,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido blurts after a second, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153THE HELL WAS THAT?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Maybe I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve been thinking about it too,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga says, giving Nikaido a look so that his grin his hidden by his shoulder. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But I think Kitamitsu\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s right about you being on top.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Nikaido gives a shriek of outrage and shoves Senga over onto back, then follows to loom over him, running merciless hands under Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s T-shirt and up his sides while Senga thrashes and laughs helplessly, but when he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s sure he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s proven his point, he lets Senga catch his face and kiss him a little more successfully. <\/p>\n
Later, when they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re curled up under Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s blankets, Nikaido pokes Senga in the bare chest and reminds, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But we aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to be like Akame at all.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Nope!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Senga snuggles closer, his breath tickling Nikaido\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s throat. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153When we debut, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be even better.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s still many, many things wrong with that statement, but Nikaido can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t work up enough energy to argue, and instead just tightens his grip on Senga and grumbles that it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a good thing Senga is such a cute little moron. <\/p>\n
*****<\/p>\n
The next day, when Nikaido and Senga show up to practice to find Kawai and Miyata acting out a scene from one of the doujinshi to a rapt audience of Ebikisu members, Senga and Nikaido retaliate by acting out one of Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s favorites instead. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You are definitely too young for that!<\/i>\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yokoo and Tsuka wail in unison as Tottsu dives past an insensible Goseki and Fujigaya to cover Hasshi\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s eyes, Kitayama and Tamamori yelling technical scores, and then Yara sticks his heads in the door as if summoned by magic. <\/p>\n
It would all still probably have been fine if it hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t been Koyama who came to find out what all the noise was about.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Who wants to explain this?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nakamaru demands of the thirteen of them, gesturing towards his co-MC, whose face is scarlet and is still too flustered to anything besides stutter a few words at a time. Shoon pats Koyama on the back soothingly and looks puzzled.<\/p>\n
Nikaido gives an aggravated sigh, but Senga just grins sweetly and pulls a few of the doujinshi out of his bag to drop in Nakamaru\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s hands. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Fujigaya-kun and Kawai-kun gave me them,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he chirps, and Nikaido\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s mouth twitches with the effort of not laughing out loud at the way Fujigaya\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s jaw drops. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re thoughtful senpai, ne. They said we could learn something and were just demonstrating when Koyama-senpai came in.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh, really?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nakamaru\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voice lowers to a silky purr as he rounds on Fujigaya and Kawai, and Senga has to bring his hands up to hide his snickers as Nakamaru tells the other two that they\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be Yara\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s personal<\/i> assistants from now until the next filming. <\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153So wrong,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Nikaido hisses in Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ear, but he brushes a kiss over Senga\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s cheek while he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s there.<\/p>\n
Senga accepts it as his due and gives Nikaido a wink. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good thing I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m such a cute little moron, ne?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
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