{"id":628,"date":"2006-04-21T14:41:38","date_gmt":"2006-04-21T22:41:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/?p=628"},"modified":"2009-09-06T15:55:28","modified_gmt":"2009-09-06T23:55:28","slug":"im-feeling-lucky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/2006\/im-feeling-lucky\/","title":{"rendered":"Death Note, I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!--more I'm Feeling Lucky [Raito, L, G] --><\/p>\n<p><b>Title<\/b>: I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky [Raito, L]<br \/>\n<b>Fandom<\/b>: Death Note<br \/>\n<b>Rating\/Warnings<\/b>: G? Wow, I fail almost as much as Raito.<br \/>\n<b>Summary<\/b>: Raito really has to stop this. No, really. Okay, one more time.<br \/>\n<b>AN<\/b>: Mousapelli&#8217;s Birthday Theme 24: Google. <\/p>\n<p><b>I&#8217;m Feeling Lucky<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Would you like me to firewall Google from the building&#8217;s servers?&#8221; L offers helpfully, leaning over Raito&#8217;s shoulder to peer at his slick, black laptop. &#8220;You might get more work done, Yagami-kun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I get plenty of work done, thank you!&#8221; Raito snaps, clicking away quickly, but L is already heading towards his own chair, chuckling quietly. <\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s really very cute, the way Raito keeps trying to google him, L thinks to himself, and he has to hid his smile behind a six-inch slab of strawberry pie when Raito is clearly at it again five minutes later. <\/p>\n<p>L has been known to give in to the temptation himself from time to time, which is why he knows exactly what there is for Raito to find. He&#8217;s even left up a few particularly incriminating things if Raito is particularly clever. One particular set of keywords in an image search will in fact pull up a picture of a four-year-old L in footie pajamas, graphing calculator in one hand and a cookie the size of his head in the other. <\/p>\n<p>Not that Raito will ever see it, because his google-fu is adorably weak. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;While you&#8217;re on there,&#8221; L says casually, &#8220;could you look up whether there&#8217;s any connection between Kira and an underground punk band called &#8216;Sonic W*ind&#8217; ?&#8221; Even Raito should be able to turn something up for that, especially since it&#8217;s Misa&#8217;s favorite band at the moment, but L&#8217;s developed a sort of addiction to torturing Raito with his own internet ineptitude. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;No,&#8221; Raito says, &#8220;because I&#8217;m not on Google.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Sonic W*ind has an asterisk in it, Yagami-kun.&#8221; L watches in the monitor bank as Raito fails utterly to look the band up even with the help. He&#8217;s installed a camera right above Raito specifically to watch him fail so heinously. <\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;m <i>not<\/i>,&#8221; Raito snaps again, &#8220;on <i>Google<\/i>.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That&#8217;s because you typed three Os, Raito-kun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Raito narrows his eyes, reaches over and plants his foot firmly on the base of L&#8217;s chair, then gives it a shove that sends it zooming across the room. L knows he should feel some sort of shame as he twirls past Matsuda&#8217;s surprised blinking and Yagami-san&#8217;s disapproving scowl, but he&#8217;s too busy digging the ride and cackling at Raito&#8217;s expense.<\/p>\n<div class='wp_likes' id='wp_likes_post-628'><a class='like' href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(628);\" title='' ><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.kira-kira.net\/fanfiction\/wp-content\/plugins\/wp-likes\/images\/like.png\" alt='' border='0'\/><\/a><span class='text'>Be the first to like.<\/span><\/p>\n<div class='like' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.like(628);\">Like<\/a><\/div>\n<div class='unlike' ><a href=\"javascript:wp_likes.unlike(628);\">Unlike<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Raito really has to stop this. No, really. Okay, one more time. 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