\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: PG-13 for what Changmin is going to do to Jaejoong if he breaks that sidebar one more time.
\nSummary<\/b>: International_Huge needs a new website.
\nAN<\/b>: HUGE THANKS to shinigamitabris<\/a>, the Min to my Jae, as well as Clare, Elise, and Di-chan. Our insanity is the special kind of insanity. And as with all Int_Huge fics, this is only fictional in that every single bit of it actually happened. <\/p>\n
Remixed by Rana Eros here<\/a>.<\/p>\n Break Hearts, Not Sidebars<\/b><\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Minnie-ah,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong announced, coming into the workroom and draping himself over Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s shoulders, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153my website sucks.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, it does,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin agreed, not even glancing up from the photography textbook he was reading.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a big mess and my fic list is too long and I have to do all the indexes by hand whenever I change something,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong continued. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a pain in the butt!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153When was the last time you even updated your website?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin asked vaguely. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t done it in ages, you just keep sticking things up on your blog.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s because updating it is a pain in the butt!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong exclaimed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I want a nice website! With a nice database and indexes, like Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s! Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s website doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t suck.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s because Yunho didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t design his website in an hour with an iPhone from a hotel in Hokkaido at three in the morning,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin said, flipping a page. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And also because Yunho knows how to design an index, the plural of which, by the way, is indices.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oi!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong punched Changmin in the shoulder. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Maybe Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s just got a lot more time on his hands because he doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t spend it cooking and cleaning up after you, you brat.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153While that may be true,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin dodged Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s second punch and grabbed at his wrist to hold it still, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153it doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t explain why you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in here bothering me<\/i>. If you like Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s website so much, go bother him to help you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re so much better at that stuff,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong pouted. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Minnie-ah, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you want to do your hyung a favor?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Changmin leaned back a little, eyeing Jaejoong. His fingers flexed against Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wrist, and Jaejoong suppressed a shiver.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What do I get out of it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin finally asked.<\/p>\n Jaejoong grinned and used his free hand to flip Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s book closed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Tell me what you want and I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure we can work something out.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I thought you were going to trick Changmin into fixing your website?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun asked casually as he was rooting around in the refrigerator.<\/p>\n At the kitchen table, Jaejoong poked at the keys of his keyboard sulkily. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t go as planned.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t trick your way out of a paper bag, hyung!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin hollered from the living room, but Jaejoong chose to believe he was actually yelling at Junsu in the course of their video game.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all for the best, really,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun assured, shutting the fridge and came around to look over Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s shoulder, crunching on an apple. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not like your website needs fixing.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think so?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong asked hopefully.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It needs to be destroyed so that you can start all over,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun finished his thought, and Jaejoong craned his neck to scowl at him. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Broken down into all its component parts and scattered to the winds of the internet so that it can never be reassembled. Down to its very atoms.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t that bad!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong snapped, crossing his arms and glaring.<\/p>\n Yoochun raised an eyebrow.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It really is,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong sighed, slumping in his chair. But then he straightened up and squared his shoulders. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All right, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m deleting it.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wait,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun grabbed Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wrist as he was reaching for the keys, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153are you sure you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re ready for that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Jaejoong looked at the sea of pink drowning his browser window, dotted with the occasional blinking \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcNC-17\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 gif<\/a>. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Shrugging, Yoochun let go of Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s wrists. Jaejoong steeled himself, then reached over and deleted everything in his FTP server\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s folder. After refreshing his browser window to make sure everything was gone, he sat back in his chair with a sigh of relief.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t so bad,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said. Yoochun patted his shoulder.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t think that was the hard part,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Now you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll actually have to\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oi!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho interrupted, coming into the kitchen. He was wearing only sweatpants and his hair was crushed flat on one side. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What happened to your website? Did you get kicked off the whole internet this time?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I told<\/i> you not to post the one about us breaking in the Korean apartment<\/a>!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin yelled from the other room.<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yunnie!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong called as he sailed into Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s room, holding up his laptop in triumph.<\/p>\n Yunho, rolling his eyes and setting his laptop aside, asked, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You know this is the second time in two hours you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve interrupted my quality alone time? Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t talk to me about it when you want to complain there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s no new good fic for you to read.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re rereading your own stuff like a total tool, and we both know it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong summarily dismissed Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s baseless accusations. He dropped his laptop onto Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s stomach. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This is much more exciting. Look!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153International-Huge.net?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho peered at the browser, sitting up a little higher so the laptop screen wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t catching the glare of his bedside lamp. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You got a new domain?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Jaejoong shrugged a shoulder. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I figured so long as I was going to have upheaval and break all my links\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6my hosting ran out the end of the month anyway. Did you know you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t put underscores in domain names?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, as does everybody in the world,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho commented mildly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just surprised you spelled your own screenname right in one try.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Erm,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said Jaejoong. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Lucky the .net version was free, right?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And do I want to know who owns international-huge.com?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho inquired. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Or will it be exactly what I think it is?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Would that we were all so well-endowed,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong murmured, making Yunho laugh. Jaejoong reached over to tilt the screen a little. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You like my splash page, right?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d like it if it went somewhere, like to your fic,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho replied. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153This isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t going to be one of those things you do like crazy for a week and then never finish, is it? Like making your own jam? Or your TRICK<\/i> mini-series?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153TRICK<\/i> is almost done, thank you very much,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong sniffed, scooping his laptop back off Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s stomach. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It would go a lot faster if Changmin weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t nitpicking all the details and Junsu weren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t demanding dramatic readings. But I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t even told you the best part yet.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the best part?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho asked gamely, resettling his own laptop onto his stomach.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got WordPress now!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong beamed. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I installed it myself! I didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to ask Changmin for any help at all.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s very hi-tech of you,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho chuckled. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You do know that means you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll have to re-upload every single one of your stories all over again?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s a small price to pay for aesthetics,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong informed him. Holding his laptop proudly before him, Jaejoong went back out of the room, calling back over his shoulder, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just be out here making my website fabulous! Don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t wait up!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll come crawling back to me after CSS breaks your heart,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho said to nobody in particular, settling himself more comfortably against his pillows.<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153So how\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s it going?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Junsu asked, not even looking away from the television and tapping steadily at the PS3 controller in his hand.<\/p>\n Jaejoong, who had been cursing under his breath at his laptop for the last half-hour, glared at Junsu from the end of the couch they were sharing.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Honestly,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Junsu continued, oblivious, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know why you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re spending so much time on a website anyway. Isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t your blog good enough? What\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the difference?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a pleb,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong informed Junsu, not even dignifying his question with a response as he went back to tinkering with the CSS for his website. A few minutes later, he saved and uploaded what he had, then clicked refresh on his browser. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh, fuck<\/i>. CHANGMIN!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voice echoed from elsewhere in the apartment.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I broke my sidebar again!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong yelled.<\/p>\n There was a long moment of silence, and then the slap of Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bare feet on the floor before he stuck his head into the living room to glare at Jaejoong.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Are you doing this on purpose?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he wanted to know. He cracked a knuckle. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Be honest, I won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t hurt you much.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong protested, pointed at the laptop as if to blame it. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It keeps doing it on its own! It just won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t stay in its own column; it keeps spreading its grabby little lines all over my screen!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I already fixed<\/i> that,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin grumbled, trudging over to sit on the couch between Junsu and Jaejoong, giving Junsu a casual kick to the calf when he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t move over enough immediately.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oi, not during a boss!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Junsu said, kicking back. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We have rules about that!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t really fix it, it just looked okay in Firefox,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong explained, dropping the laptop into Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s lap as if handing over custody of a demanding child. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It was always broken in Safari and Explorer, and when I upgraded to Firefox 3 it was broken there, too.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Changmin eyed Jaejoong. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know whether to be excited because you finally learned to cross-platform check, or to one-touch you because I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve already fixed this three times<\/i>. Seriously, what did you do?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Seriously nothing!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong protested, leaning over to rest his chin on Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s shoulder, ignoring Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s attempts to shrug him off.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t know why you can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t just use the templates like a normal person,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin grumbled as he started fiddling with the code. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153There\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s like four hundred and two different WordPress stylesheets you could possibly use, but you just have to be a special snowflake, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yup,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong hummed, immediately bored by the code and watching Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s long fingers stretch over the keys instead. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Besides, everything has sidebars on the right, and I want mine on the left.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Changmin stopped typing. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You moved the sidebar?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153To the left, like I said.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong nodded. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I just c&p\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ed the whole thing above the entry body tags.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh, you unbelievable moron, why didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you just say<\/i> that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin demanded. Scrolling up a little, he typed for about thirty seconds, saved, and then reloaded everything. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you think you might need to define column width?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You said you fixed it,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong said dismissively. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey, you really did fix it! Thank you, Minnie-ah.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong took his laptop back and gave Changmin a noisy kiss on the cheek.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You owe me so much sex,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin replied darkly, wiping his cheek off. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But I haven\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t decided whether I want to actually touch you for it, or I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m just going to make you write it instead.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong just hummed vaguely, already re-absorbed by his computer, and Changmin turned to Junsu instead. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You done with the boss?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh-huh,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Junsu answered, then yelped when Changmin fell heavily on top of him.<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t you ever<\/i> going to be done with that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho asked plaintively. He was curled on his side next to Jaejoong in bed in a position that Jaejoong generally considered alluring.<\/p>\n Except for the part where Jaejoong wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t paying him any attention.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Dunno,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong answered, distracted. He went right on clicking away at the keys.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We aren\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ever going to have sex again, are we?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho sighed, relaxing his position from alluring to just floppy.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153It\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not my fault there\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s so much junk for me to upload here,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong pointed out with a raised eyebrow. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Who the hell wrote all this crap? And I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t be complaining if I had as many fic requests as you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m not that bad,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho scoffed.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u02dcJoongie-ah, write one about Yoochun\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s car<\/a>,\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong imitated in a high-pitched voice. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153\u00e2\u20ac\u2122Ne, ne, or one about all of us together in the Tokyo apartment<\/a>! Or one about Changmin and eggplants!\u00e2\u20ac\u2122\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I have never, ever asked you for anything with eggplants in it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho interrupted, shoving at Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s thigh. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Not even in food! And anyway, at least I put out in return<\/a>. I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m trying to put out right now, in fact!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Go find Changmin,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong murmured. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153He\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s the one demanding all the sex around here lately.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m too lazy to either go find him or to put up with his acrobatics,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho said, giving another sigh and resigning himself to snuggling his pillow. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the worst umma ever.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And yet, here you are.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong pulled his attention away from his screen long enough to give Yunho a tired smile and reached over to stroke his hair a moment. It only took a gentle to push to encourage Yunho to shift over enough to cuddle against Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s side, and Jaejoong scrunched down far enough to let Yunho lay his head on Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s shoulder. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll make it up to you. Want me to write something about eggplants?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the only one talking about eggplants!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n *****<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I have an announcement,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong said when everybody was arranged to his satisfaction on the couch.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Your website is finally<\/i> done?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho asked, perhaps with just a touch of desperation.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong blinked. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh, that. I finished that last week. That\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s not\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6hey!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Jaejoong was interrupted by the other four exchanging glances, and then all of them sprang off the couch and dashed out of the room. Jaw dangling, it took Jaejoong a few seconds to follow them, so that he could kill them, and by the time he caught up they were all crowded onto Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s bed, Changmin in the middle of the pile with Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s laptop on his thighs, the others shoving and poking at him to hurry.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Quit it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin snapped. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153There, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s there! Yunho, don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t pinch! And Junsu, you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got two seconds to move your hand.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ooooou,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d said Junsu. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You have tags!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And a pairings index!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho said with delight.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153And a very sexy<\/i> sidebar,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Changmin added smugly.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Why does your website look just like the Apple website?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun wanted to know.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I like Apple!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong answered defensively. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But anyway<\/i>, like I was saying\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Hey!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he was immediately interrupted again by Yunho\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s exclamation, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153you finished TRICK<\/i>!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Yes, but\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong tried again.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Click it!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Junsu demanded, shoving at Changmin\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s shoulder. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153No, not that one, one with me in it! Do the one with me and Yunho<\/a>!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Go in order, you freak,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yoochun interrupted. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You can\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t read the third one first!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You only say that because you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re in<\/i> the first one,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Junsu pouted, but he got over it quick enough when Changmin said they were all going to do what he said because he was the one with the computer, and then clicked through to the first one<\/a> which he was indeed in.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oi!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong crossed his arms and glared. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Doesn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t anyone want to hear my announcement?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Changmin heaved a sigh and tilted the laptop\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s screen down far enough that he could see Jaejoong over it, elbowing both Yunho and Junsu sharply. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Of course we want to hear your announcement. Right?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n The other three nodded and looked up at Jaejoong with expressions of penitent interest.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Okay then,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Jaejoong\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s glare thawed out. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve decided\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6to write my own vegetarian cookbook!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Everyone blinked, and Jaejoong beamed at them coaxingly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll all try my recipes, right?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Yunho, Changmin, and Junsu immediately turned their attention back to the laptop, but Yoochun perked up immediately and wanted to know if it would involve a lot of eggplant.<\/p>\n \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I told<\/i> you it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t me,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Yunho said. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Wait, go back to that one about the hair dye<\/a>.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n Did you click all the links? You really should. <\/p>\n Also, visit U_Know_Who’s Website<\/a> OR visit International_Huge’s Website<\/a>. Now with 100% less annoying blinkies! Also, some interesting things seem to be going on over at internatl_huge<\/a> and uknowugotit<\/a>. <\/p>\n Remixed by Rana Eros here<\/a>.<\/p>\n
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