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Title<\/b>: Hey, That’s Not A Watch! [Hermione\/Harry]
\nRating\/Warnings<\/b>: R for an instructional half-blowjob.
\nSummary<\/b>: Hermione wants to practice her technique.
\nA\/N<\/b>: The first thing that ever went on my LJ, if I’m not mistaken.<\/p>\n
Hey, That’s Not a Watch!<\/b><\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Harry,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione sidled up beside him in the corridor between classes and pulled him aside, \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I need to talk to you.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Okay,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry replied. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Go ahead.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Not here,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she shook her head. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Let\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s go outside where no one can hear.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Intrigued, Harry gamely followed Hermione out to the courtyard, far away from every other student.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153All right, what is it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry asked, the curiosity killing him by now.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Harry this is very awkward,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione stalled. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153But\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6can I practice giving a blowjob on you?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Harry blinked hard.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he demanded.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Purely for research purposes!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione assured him. She blathered on nervously, her cheeks a furious pink. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re the only one I can ask, and I wouldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t ask at all, but I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m doing it all wrong, and Ron won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t tell me of course\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Harry fought to urge to stick his fingers in his ear and go \u00e2\u20ac\u0153La la la la la LA la la LA la la!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d right in Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s face before fleeing for his life. The situation must be serious for Hermione to be asking him this. And it wasn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t like he was lacking in the sexual tension department.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sure,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he said suddenly, cutting off Hermione mid-word.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Really?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she asked cautiously, looking unsure whether this was good or bad news. Harry nodded before he couldn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t change his mind.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Where and when?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What about right now?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione glanced at her watch. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve got class in twenty minutes, that should be enough time. And the Broomstick shed isn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t far away.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Having serious second thoughts, Harry snuck away after Hermione, his unease lessening only slightly when he heard Hermione lock the door behind them. She produced one of her fires-in-a-jar for light and set it on the floor.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153All right,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione said, and Harry suddenly realized that the Broomshed was awfully close quarters. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m going to cast a charm so that you can hear my voice in your ear, since\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione looked a bit flustered. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Since my mouth with be\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6er, occupied.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
She began to rustle about in her bag.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What are you doing?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry asked suspiciously.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Looking for my note-taking quill,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she replied.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Absolutely not!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry exclaimed, his indignation making him forget his embarrassment. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re not taking notes while you go down on me!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But how am I going to remember what you tell me?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she asked, mystified.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll just have to use your brain,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry responded stiffly, irritated at the implication that he was not very memorable.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Fine,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione sighed long-sufferingly. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Vox in Aures!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153How\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s that?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry heard Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voice whisper in his ear. He hadn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t seen her mouth move.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Um, it seems to work,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry answered, suddenly nervous. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Er, I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve never done this before, you know.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You don\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t have to know much,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione told him out loud. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Just whether I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m hurting you or not. Now, hurry and drop your trousers. We\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve only got twelve minutes left.\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Having serious misgivings about this favor suddenly, Harry did as she commanded. All this talk of blow-jobs and whispering in the ears had Harry semi-hard already. Hermione eyed him up with a clinical air.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153What?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he asked nervously.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re a bit more\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6squiggly than Ron,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione said vaguely, and before Harry could inquire whether \u00e2\u20ac\u02dcsquiggly\u00e2\u20ac\u2122 was a positive or a negative attribute, Hermione leaned forward and gave a few experimental licks. Harry squeezed his eyes shut, afraid if he watched, every time he saw Hermione for the rest of his life he\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d think about being in this Broomshed with her.<\/p>\n
Hermione slid her whole mouth over him after several moments, seeming to judge how much of Harry she could take in at once. Harry gasped as the slick heat of her mouth glided back and forth along his length slowly.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d asked Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s voice in his ear.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Good,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he answered in a ragged voice. He felt Hermione shift a around a little bit, and she sucked on him more firmly, which was extraordinarily good, until\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Ow!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry bit back a curse. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Watch the teeth!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Sorry,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione whispered in his ear, immediately shifting again. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153All right, I want to try some things. Which do you like better?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Harry felt Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s tongue draw searing little circles near the base of him.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Number one?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she asked. She pulled back a little and drew the same excruciating circles much closer to his tip. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Or number two?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
As Harry fought to keep down a surge of giggles, he wondered if one of Hermione\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s grandparents had been an optometrist rather than a dentist.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Er\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6one,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he replied huskily.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Fine. One\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6or two?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione asked again, trying out something new.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Two\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry was starting to forget what was funny about this, or even what humor was.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153One\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6or two?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Uh\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Make up your mind, one or two?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153They\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re both nearly the same\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he finally croaked out.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Excellent!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
Hermione stood up suddenly, leaving Harry blinking bewilderedly.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I think that\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s all I need,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she said briskly.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153You\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6you\u00e2\u20ac\u2122re just going to leave me like this?!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry exclaimed.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Well, honestly, Harry,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione said, sounding a bit exasperated. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153If I do much more, it\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ll be cheating on Ron, won\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t it?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153But\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6but\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry stuttered. Hermione picked up the flame jar and extinguished it, tucking it back into her bag.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153I\u00e2\u20ac\u2122m sure you can find somebody who\u00e2\u20ac\u2122d finish off the famous Harry Potter,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Hermione said quickly, unlocking the shed door and slipping out it before he could argue any more.<\/p>\n
Swearing quietly, Harry yanked up his trousers and leaned out the door, peering around. He spotted Draco sauntering by.<\/p>\n
Perfect.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Oh, Draco,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d Harry called. \u00e2\u20ac\u0153Come here a second, I want to show you my new watch\u00e2\u20ac\u00a6\u00e2\u20ac\u009d<\/p>\n
* * * * * *<\/p>\n
Ron eyed Hermione suspiciously as she slipped into her stool for Potions, looking a bit flustered.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Where\u00e2\u20ac\u2122ve you been?\u00e2\u20ac\u009d he asked.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153Getting some pointers for later,\u00e2\u20ac\u009d she replied archly, not meeting his eyes. Ron\u00e2\u20ac\u2122s ears reddened, but he didn\u00e2\u20ac\u2122t press the subject any more. Just then, Draco came by in a huff, nearly knocking Ron off his stool, muttering loudly in a mean impersonation of somebody or other.<\/p>\n
\u00e2\u20ac\u0153If you put two hands a face on it, it will be!\u00e2\u20ac\u009d <\/p>\n