Harry Potter, Any Port in a Storm

Title: Any Port in a Storm
House: Gryffindor again
Characters: Professor Potter, two First Years and a Parrot.
Word Count: 100
A/N: Doing Challenge #10, the crossover challenge again, with Pirates of the Caribbean this time. I couldn’t resist, mate.

Any Port in a Storm

“Professor Potter?” a first year waved his hand in the air.
“Can I go to the toilet?”

The Dark Arts Professor stared at the First Year wordlessly, a black parrot perched on his shoulder. Another nearby student leaned over.

“Professor Potter had his tongue cut out in the Final Battle,” the second student explained quietly. “So he trained the parrot to talk for him, no one’s yet figured how.”

“Er,” the student said dubiously, “Professor Potter’s parrot: Same question!”

“RAWK!” the parrot answered. “Wind in yer sails!”

“We figure that means yes, mostly,” the second student informed the first knowledgeably.

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