Harry Potter, The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year

Title: The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year [Lucius]
Rating/Warnings: G
Summary: Lucius shows off his talent.
AN: Written for Sparrohawk and amanuensis1, because Amy’s icon always makes me think about this.

The Hogwarts Talent Show Gets Worse Every Year

Lucius stepped out onto the stage, the spotlight bleaching his pale features to a ghostly sheen. He held up his cane and glared at the audience for a moment. Then he spoke:

“My cane will now do an impression of the Headmaster,” he announced.

“Lemon drop! Lemon drop!” the cane ‘squeaked’ while Lucius’ lips moved perceptibly.

“Does it seem to you,” McGonagall turned in her seat to ask Sprout, “that the alumni talent competition gets stranger every year?”

Sprout shrugged.

“Now,” Lucius was still performing, “he will do it while I drink a glass of water…”

“Gurgle,” said the cane.

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