Harry Potter, Vocal Talent

Title: Vocal Talent
Words:100
House: Gryffindor (we won last week! Yay!)
Characters: Harry and Death
A/N: Discworld crossover. I can’t believe nobody’s mentioned this before, i think it’s fairly obvious connection ^_^*

Vocal Talent

HARRY POTTER. I’VE COME FOR YOU.

“About time,” Harry said, relieved. “Maybe there’ll be peace and quiet when I’m dead.”

I’M NOT HERE IN AN OFFICIAL CAPACITY. Death sounded sheepish. I NEED THE NIGHT OFF. I WAS WONDERING IF YOU MIGHT COVER FOR ME.

“What?” Harry demanded. “Why me?”

YOU’VE GOT THE VOICE.

“What Voice?”

AN IMPRESSIVE VOICE IT IS, TOO. YOU DID IT SOLID FOR OVER 800 PAGES IN THAT PHOENIX THING. EVEN I USUALLY ONLY GO FOR TWO OR THREE HUNDRED PAGES AT A CLIP.

Someone knocked on the door.

“LEAVE ME ALONE!” Harry shouted.

PERFECT, Death smiled.

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