Harry Potter, Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble

Title: Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble
House: Gryffindor
Characters: The Marauders and some bad Television
A/N: Various Anime crossover. Inspired by some truly memorable .hack//sign and Inu-Yasha dialogue. I was just waiting for another crossover week to put this up.

Wrong Em-PHA-sis on the Wrong Syl-LAY-ble

“Stay the night, Sirius!”

“No, if reason gave way to passion you might become pregnant and be forever burdened with my likeness!”

“Honestly, Peter,” James sighed. “Again?”

“I was just trying to change!” Peter wailed. “This damn charm is hard!”

“I think I’m a girl in real life…do you still want to?”

“Yes. You’ve touched my soul!”

“Finite Incantum!” James said to Remus and Sirius, tapping them with his wand. They stopped, mid-word and Sirius laughed nervously.

“Anime-gus again?” Remus asked, blushing.

“Yes,” James sounded disgusted. “It’s always you two! If I didn’t know better, I’d think you LIKED it!”

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