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JE, Welcome Gackt-Chan!

Jin thought this only happened to stupid girls. (Jin/Yamapi)

JE, Katsu no wa Jin!

Jin would cheat, if he could only figure out the rules to Kame's game in the first place. (Jin/Yamapi, Jin/Ryo, Jin/Kame)

Ocean’s 11, Liar Liar

Given enough time and cream soda, eventually Linus will learn that he really shouldn't ask where Rusty and Danny are concerned. (Danny/Rusty)

Whistle!, Kick Him While He’s Down

Shige gives Kazamatsuri some advice about love and polyphonic ring tones. (Shige/Mizuno, Kazamatsuri/Fuwa)

Kingdom Hearts, Hard Assets

Growing up might kill Riku, or maybe get Sora killed. (Riku/Sora)

Prince of Tennis, Won’t Take That Long

Momoshiro and Kaidoh compete to be the best senpai during next year's Fudomine matches. (Gen)

AftS!, One-Sentence Fics

50 sentences about Seigaku's lacrosse team. (Various pairings)

AftS, One Lump or Two

Being a good older brother means Tea Party and ultimate shame. (Misaki/Tachiki)

AftS!, Euphonic Change

Asakawa likes Kenji. (Asakawa/Seigaku)

Prince of Tennis, In a Tight Spot

Grip tape. (Shinji/Ryoma)

Prince of Tennis, Eating Habits of the Native Kaidoh

Even Kaidoh thinks that this training menu thing might be getting out of hand. (Inui/Kaidoh)

Ocean’s 11, Ain’t Satisfactionin’ Me

Rusty informs Danny that no, carob in trail mix is not acceptable. (Rusty/Danny)

Prince of Tennis, Slippery Slope

Atobe figured that if Jiroh was going to wrinkle his sheets like that, it might as well be aesthetically pleasing. (Atobe, Shishido)

Loveless, Bob and Weave

This 'training' of Soubi's seems to have not so much to do with self-defense and a whole lot to do with getting Ritsuka's shirt off. (Soubi/Ritsuka)

Prince of Tennis, No Help From the Audience

Ryoma's pro career is proving interesting for Tezuka. (Tezuka/Ryoma/Fuji)

Macdonald Hall, Border Disputes

Bruno needs distraction from history. (Bruno/Boots)

Smallville, All in Good Taste

Lex is convinced that too much time in Kansas has damaged his tastes. (Lex/Clark)

Prince of Tennis, Make Way For Ducklings

Rikkaidai's participation in a miniature golf tournament for charity is really benefiting nobody. (Gen)

Hikaru no Go, Green Tea Means Go

Touya defiles his father's Go room yet again. (Shindou/Touya)

Prince of Tennis, Golden Parenting

Eiji calls during practice to make a startling announcement to Oishi. (Eiji/Oishi)

Kyou Kara Maou, If It Weren’t For My Horse

Yuuri is a bit stressed between running a country and the baby and university, and Shori is shockingly not a lot of help. (Yuuri/Wolfram)

w-inds., Healthy Rivalry

Keita and Ryohei battle for the leadership of the band; Ryuichi breaks for cover. (OT3)

AftS!, Loses Something in Translation

Nobody will answer Marty-sempai's pressing questions. (Marty/Harada)

Velvet Goldmine, Momentary Seizure (The Hold Me Like a God Remix)

Curt is amused. (Brian/Curt)

Prince of Tennis, Best Laid (The Easy as Pi Remix)

Inui needs a plan. (Inui/Kaidoh)

Hikaru no Go, Metonymy (The Ragin’ Meijin Remix)

Four Meijin matches that Touya Akira doesn't win, and one that's still up for debate. (Shindou/Touya)

w-inds., It’s a Date!

Ryohei is pissed, but Ryuichi has a kiwifruit, and he's not afraid to use it. Keita needs a drink. (OT3)

Aim for the Sky!, Love of the Game

The one where Asakawa gets beat up and cries. (Gen)

Aim for the Sky!, Heart and Deflowers

Misaki is Valentine's Day's bitch. (Misaki/Tachiki)

Prince of Tennis, The Echizen Effect

Things are different without Echizen, only, you know, not really. (Inui/Kaidoh)

Hikaru no Go, Ponnuki

Touya was not aware that a line even existed, but Shindou is yelling something about it having been way back there someplace. (Shindou/Touya)

Hikaru no Go, Warikomi

Touya finds Shindou's idea of 'the proper move' to be questionable. (Shindou/Touya)

Firefly, Stowaway

River brings aboard a friend, and Mal insists that he is in charge of the situation. (Gen)

Hikaru no Go, Exhibition Game

Shindou is disillusioned by more than one person about how discreet he and Touya are. (Shindou/Touya)

Harry Potter, Crown of Laurel

Somehow, Remus doesn't think that using a Time Turner to research Ovid is really what McGonagall had in mind by 'creative research.'

Kyou Kara Maou, And I in My Cap

Yuuri's Christmas presents for some people are handmade this year.

Hikaru no Go, Chuban (Mid-game)

2 AM is really not the time for deep self-reflection, in Touya's opinion.

Loveless, Damaged Goods

Seimei has a few choice words for Ritsu-sensei.

Loveless, Softer, Cuter, and Longer

Zero find something of interest in their bed yet again.

Kyou Kara Maou, Home on the Range

Wolfram doesn't like that Yuuri is wandering around on his own, and Jennifer distracts him with baking. Cooking is love!

Kyou Kara Maou, Something Borrowed

Yuuri's having some trouble tying up loose ends on the morning of his wedding, and Conrad has to be the reasonable one like usual.

Fullmetal Alchemist, Exile

In the days after her death, what he hated her most for, more than for leaving him, was that she took his brother with her.

Loveless, From Your Head Down To Your Toes

Ritsuka's new outfit definitely needs something...Soubi helps accessorize.

Smallville, Motorcycle

A thousand hours are in your mouth/I dreamed our learning/And now its time to dream our turning out.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, How Can I Live

I am your mirror image/I'm all you left behind/You made me what I am/Then who the hell am I?

Fullmetal Alchemist, Down

Tell me that you're alone/tell me on the telephone.

Good Omens, This Week The Trend

And this week the trend/was to not wake up till 3pm/I took the few conscious hours that I choose to spend/and slept away the rest of them

Loveless, Never You Mind

Open the blinds and the world is in rotation/Shaking my mind like an Etch-a-Sketch erasing/Sunshine, you were bad, I'm/Still mad but I can't remember why

Kyou Kara Maou, Lucky Ball and Chain

Confidentially -- she never called me baby-doll/Confidentially -- I never had much pride

InuYasha, Winter

You say I wanted you to be proud of me/yeah I always wanted that myself.

Prince of Tennis, Chemistry

So for awhile we conducted experiments/In an apartment by the River Road/And we found out that the two things we put together had a/Bad tendency to explode

Velvet Goldmine, Shimmer

All that shimmers in this world is sure to fade away again.

Loveless, Just So Long and Long Enough

In which ritsuka does not ask soubi to take his ears, much to fandom's disappointment, but most other things are fair game.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, Return to Sender

The Millennium Ring goes where it wills, and is held by who it wills.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, Stating the Oblivious

Yugi's been noticing some new things, and Ryou and Malik are not exactly helping with their 'advice'.

Stargate SG-1, Persuasion

Ascended ones aren't allowed to interact. Not that it stops Jack.

Prince of Tennis, Accidental Alchemy

Eiji and Oishi's sophomore year, several members of the team think things would be much better if they got along.

Hikaru no Go, Life Imitates Art

Hikaru might be spending just a little too much time watching TV.

Hikaru no Go, A Better Person

Touya doesn't miss much, but that doesn't mean he understands Isumi's point of view.

Alexander, Pretty Words All in a Row

Hephaistion's birthday present is causing some consternation in Alexander's bedroom.

Kyou Kara Maou, To Bandarbia, With Love + Director’s Cut

Yozak does things without Conrad's permission, Yuuri is confused, and Gwendal's head talks too much.

Gravitation, Calling Your Bluff

Yuki tries to finish up a novel in Shuichi's absence and discovers that admitting you have a problem is the first step to all hell breaking loose.

Egyptian Mythology, Upheaval in the House of Phoenix

What living in my house the week before my brother's graduation was like, as told through the medium of Egyptian mythology.

Ocean’s 11, Compliments of the House

Linus takes out his frustrations on an innocent hotel room.

Hikaru no Go, Adding to the Noise

Shindou doesn't like when things are too quiet.

Hikaru no Go, V for Victory

Touya's hair does things to Shindou.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, Taming Bakura

Ryou is missing, Yugi is devious, Marik is insane, and Bakura is not having nearly as much fun as he wants.

Harry Potter, And Then The Dark Lord Went Blam

I think the title says it all, really.

Gravitation, Twelve Million Japanese Women

PG-13 for taking the slash market by storm.

Harry Potter, Loyalty (The Going Postal Remix)

What could Oliver Wood, Weasley lover extraordinaire, possibly have to say to 'I don't know any of you anymore' Percy?

Ocean’s 11, I Have No Time For Such Details

The guy wasn't there.

Idoru, Different on the Outside

Chia has several surprises for Masahiko.

Alexander, Prose and Khans

Alexander has no idea how much Hephaistion wishes he were there instead of his letters.

Harry Potter, Certain Expectations

Sirius visits Remus at work and is disgruntled to find he isn't the only one with this brilliant idea.

Good Omens, Mortal Sins

Some insight into Aziraphale's earthly joys.

Gravitation, Quite the Effect

Yuki's editor would like to see the manuscript right now, thanks much, and there is no time for Shuichi's piffly interruptions.

InuYasha, Ask Inuyasha

Inuyasha doesn't appreciate being toyed with, even if he is right all the time.

Macdonald Hall, Free As The Wind

The Arachnid world is Dormitory 3's world.

Alexander, Exempla Maiorum

Alexander has the attention span of a tsetse fly, and Hephaistion has the oratory skill of a giraffe.

Kyou Kara Maou, Not That Kind Of Guy

Clearly someone is going to have to fill Yuuri in on some Mazoku things.

NaNoWriMo 2004, A Miss Daisy and a Leon Spinx

Adam is seduced into a life of petty crime.

NaNoWriMo 2004, Notes From the Tundra

It's totally a euphemism.

Harry Potter, Animal Magnetism

Peter's got a special trick for the ladies.

Harry Potter, Nothing Not Ever

Sirius doesn't keep secrets from James.

Harry Potter, Thanks, Or Whatever

Percy's bed is not as he left it.

Harry Potter, Tell Us How You Really Feel

Harry's got a startling announcement.

Smallville, Optimal Hosting Skills

Lana has some constructive criticism for Lex.

InuYasha, An Inu Thing

Inuyasha doesn't care that Kagome's in her own time. Not even an eensy bit.

Harry Potter, This Charming Man

Why ponder life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Harry Potter, Falling Into the Wrong Hands

Three generations of map-makers pass on the legacy.

Harry Potter, Novel Idea

McGonagall receives a disgruntling report from an AV elf.

Harry Potter, Oral Presentations

Remus doesn't mind letting Hermione's presentation run long.

Harry Potter, The Famous Potter Arse

James says Remus isn't getting it.

Harry Potter, Just That Sort (The Epiphany Remix)

Lily is just that sort of girlfriend, and James is just that sort of best mate.

Harry Potter, Nicked It

"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"

Harry Potter, Being Furry Is Fucking Aces

It's just a normal full moon until Moony discovers some pretty flowers.

Harry Potter, Nobody Can Understand These Damn Directions

In which Sirius pays for saying "oh, it's just the once, Moony, I bet it'll be fine if we go without just the once."

Harry Potter, Third Party Loyalties

Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.

Harry Potter, I’ll Be Goddabbed

Lily's put up with more than any reasonable woman should have to.

Harry Potter, Other Outlets

Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.

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