Harry Potter, And Then The Dark Lord Went Blam
I think the title says it all, really.
Harry Potter, Loyalty (The Going Postal Remix)
What could Oliver Wood, Weasley lover extraordinaire, possibly have to say to 'I don't know any of you anymore' Percy?
Harry Potter, Anybody Want A Peanut?
Draco does not like the way Harry and Neville are looking at him at all.
Harry Potter, Panicked
James apparently missed the footnote about Animagi panicking.
Harry Potter, What’s On Your Mind
Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.
Harry Potter, Red Means (Don’t) Stop
James isn't the first. Or the second. Or even the third.
Harry Potter, Thanks, Or Whatever
Percy's bed is not as he left it.
Harry Potter, Roommate Assistance
Neville's had a rough day. He needs to unwind.
Harry Potter, Left Out
Sirius isn't, much as he'd like to be.
Harry Potter, The Leader of this Merry Band
James has completely lost control of this entire situation.
Harry Potter, Oral Presentations
Remus doesn't mind letting Hermione's presentation run long.
Harry Potter, Just Following Orders
Molly makes demands. Remus obliges the terms of the demands, if not the spirit.
Harry Potter, The Famous Potter Arse
James says Remus isn't getting it.
Harry Potter, Nicked It
"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"
Harry Potter, I Know a Trick or Two
Sirius is a dirty boy. Bill has tricks.
Harry Potter, Traditions of the First Order
Harry and Neville ask Remus for a practical demonstration.
Harry Potter, He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Boggart
Remus is forced to do his Boggart lesson apart from the other Gryffindors, and his Boggart gives James more blackmail material than should be legal. How far will Remus go to keep Sirius from finding out what's he's most afraid of?
Harry Potter, The Warm Fuzzies
Sirius and Peter spend a little quality time.
Harry Potter, Being Checked Twice
Remus is attempting to make a grocery list.
Harry Potter, Conjugal Visits
Sirius really isn't in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.
Harry Potter, There Is No Spoon
Something is up with Severus' breakfast utensil.
Harry Potter, Third Party Loyalties
Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.
Harry Potter, Rubbed the Right Way
Parvati and Lavender polish more than crystal balls.
Harry Potter, Other Outlets
Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.
Harry Potter, It’s All in the Kneepads
Harry knows the sounds of Weasleys plotting when he hears it.
Harry Potter, Five Points For Permanent Mental Damage
Hermione hates Draco. Hate hate hate hate hate.
Harry Potter, Strap Yourself In
You don't cuddle with Draco Malfoy. You strap yourself in and feel the gs.
Harry Potter, Choke On It
There's some shouting in the locker room.
Harry Potter, Sirius is Winning a Lot of Money Here Tonight
Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.
Harry Potter, Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman’s Name
It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.
Harry Potter, First Time
It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.
Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Heartbreaker
Remus needs to talk to Lily a moment.
Harry Potter, Lust Potion
Whether this is the worst idea ever is up for debate.
Harry Potter, Welcome to the Revolution
James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.
Harry Potter, Gender Gap
Hermione thinks boys are for losers.
Harry Potter, Morning Person
James hates 7 AM Quidditch practice.
Harry Potter, Not Even Looking
Ginny's been noticing a lot of interesting things.
Harry Potter, Worthy Prey
Remus is a hunter after all.
Harry Potter, I Just Can’t Take It!
Lavender's had enough.
Harry Potter, Everything Goes to Hell
Harry and Remus find out exactly what's been going on with Draco.
Harry Potter, Snake in the Grass
Moody doesn't appreciate the interruption.
Harry Potter, Lucky Break
Maybe it's the painkillers talking, but Lily is pleased with how it all turned out.
Harry Potter, Malfoys Keep It in the Family
The list of things Malfoys don't do is endless.
Harry Potter, Head of the Class
Who's going to notice one more Memory Charm on Longbottom? (Remus/Neville)
Harry Potter, Isn’t It Ironic
Sex apparently brings out the philosopher in Hagrid. (Hagrid/Fudge)
Harry Potter, A Shocking Protest
Molly tells Arthur to get a new Halloween costume. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Marked by the Dark Lord
Harry apparently had a rough night. (Harry/Voldemort)
Harry Potter, Turnabout
Draco doesn't feel very Slytherin of late. (Harry/Terry)
Harry Potter, Gone to the Dogs
Dog instincts, you know. (James/Padfoot)
Harry Potter, And What Long Legs
Molly finds more than she bargained for under Charlie's bed. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Minimum Requirements
Draco once stumbled upon the Room of Requirement. (Gen)
Harry Potter, It’s For Later
Harry doesn't understand Terry's sudden interest in photography. (Harry/Terry)
Harry Potter, Hem HEM!
Obviously the squid would want some compensation. (Umbridge/Squid)
Harry Potter, Me, Myself, and Oh My
Remus puts his Timeturner to illicit use. (Remus/Remus)
Harry Potter, Something’s Afoot in Gryffindor Tower
Ginny has a foot fetish. (Gen)
Harry Potter, Hummer
Well, Muggles seem to enjoy it. (Ron/Draco)
Harry Potter, Inter-House Cooperation
Several days ago, Hermione had made some bizarre comment about how Millicent had begun ‘growing into her body’, but Harry hadn’t thought anything of it at the time. (Millicent/Hermione)
Harry Potter, Hey, That’s Not a Watch!
Hermione wants to practice her technique. (Hermione/Harry)
Harry Potter, Return of the Dark Lord
Harry and Ron have worked out quite the floor show. (Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny)
Harry Potter, Harry Potter, Hot-Bottomed Fag
Snape makes a troubling announcement in class. (Harry/Snape)