Kyou Kara Maou, Half-Baked

"A world without chocolate chip cookies?! This is not right! As Maou, I must fix this!"

Harry Potter, Animal Magnetism

Peter's got a special trick for the ladies.

Harry Potter, What’s On Your Mind

Harry's got a little crush on an Order member, and Bill's starting to think it isn't a half-bad idea.

Harry Potter, Red Means (Don’t) Stop

James isn't the first. Or the second. Or even the third.

Macdonald Hall, The Entire Course of Human History

Diane makes some questionable demands, and Bruno ponders the meaning of it all.

Harry Potter, Nothing Not Ever

Sirius doesn't keep secrets from James.

Harry Potter, Thanks, Or Whatever

Percy's bed is not as he left it.

Harry Potter, Tell Us How You Really Feel

Harry's got a startling announcement.

Smallville, Optimal Hosting Skills

Lana has some constructive criticism for Lex.

Harry Potter, A Boy And His Rat

Over the years, the Marauders had many pets, but Rat was special.

Harry Potter, Roommate Assistance

Neville's had a rough day. He needs to unwind.

Harry Potter, Left Out

Sirius isn't, much as he'd like to be.

Harry Potter, Two Decades and Still Debauching

Harry's found a box of his godfather's things and gets more than he bargained for.

InuYasha, An Inu Thing

Inuyasha doesn't care that Kagome's in her own time. Not even an eensy bit.

Harry Potter, Pulling the Wool Over His Eyes

Oliver apparently needs some assistance undressing.

Harry Potter, This Charming Man

Why ponder life's complexities when the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

Harry Potter, Falling Into the Wrong Hands

Three generations of map-makers pass on the legacy.

Harry Potter, The Leader of this Merry Band

James has completely lost control of this entire situation.

Harry Potter, Novel Idea

McGonagall receives a disgruntling report from an AV elf.

Yu-Gi-Oh!, The Perks of Having a Body

Yami may have better hair, but sometimes he'd kill for hands.

Harry Potter, Oral Presentations

Remus doesn't mind letting Hermione's presentation run long.

Harry Potter, Just Following Orders

Molly makes demands. Remus obliges the terms of the demands, if not the spirit.

Harry Potter, Paperclips

Neville is not in the habit of carrying around OCD medication, so sex must suffice.

Harry Potter, The Famous Potter Arse

James says Remus isn't getting it.

Harry Potter, Just That Sort (The Epiphany Remix)

Lily is just that sort of girlfriend, and James is just that sort of best mate.

Harry Potter, Just Waiting

Now that Sirius is gone, Remus isn't doing much of anything, really.

Harry Potter, Nicked It

"Remus, I'm sorry I shouted at you," Lily protested in horror, "but it doesn't have anything to do with Potter! Well, it did, but not because he's not having me! Which he isn't!"

Harry Potter, I Know a Trick or Two

Sirius is a dirty boy. Bill has tricks.

InuYasha, Fucking Humans

Inuyasha doesn't understand humans at all.

Harry Potter, Traditions of the First Order

Harry and Neville ask Remus for a practical demonstration.

Harry Potter, He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Boggart

Remus is forced to do his Boggart lesson apart from the other Gryffindors, and his Boggart gives James more blackmail material than should be legal. How far will Remus go to keep Sirius from finding out what's he's most afraid of?

Harry Potter, Petal to the Metal

Harry likes Neville's romantic side.

Harry Potter, A Few Of My Favorite Things

Harry thinks there's a lot of things to love about spring.

Harry Potter, The Warm Fuzzies

Sirius and Peter spend a little quality time.

Harry Potter, Not For the Faint of Art

Seamus has been having a bit of fun at Dean's expense, involving volatile art supplies.

Harry Potter, Being Checked Twice

Remus is attempting to make a grocery list.

Harry Potter, Conjugal Visits

Sirius really isn't in a position to refuse. Azkaban and all.

Harry Potter, Full Crow Moon

The moon pulls more than tides.

Harry Potter, Being Furry Is Fucking Aces

It's just a normal full moon until Moony discovers some pretty flowers.

Harry Potter, Nobody Can Understand These Damn Directions

In which Sirius pays for saying "oh, it's just the once, Moony, I bet it'll be fine if we go without just the once."

Harry Potter, Backs to the Wall

Pretty much everybody is screwed up. Fucking ensues.

Harry Potter, There Is No Spoon

Something is up with Severus' breakfast utensil.

Harry Potter, Just Blow On It

Oliver's sustaining Quidditch-related damage, but the cure is almost worse than the condition. Percy offers medical assistance.

Harry Potter, Third Party Loyalties

Percy's been promoted, but even he can't ignore how the Minister of Magic isn't what he pretends to be, and Draco won't get the hell out of his office.

Harry Potter, Rubbed the Right Way

Parvati and Lavender polish more than crystal balls.

Harry Potter, Foolish Confessions

Remus has a demand that has dire consequence for Sirius refusing.

Harry Potter, Pajamas With Snitches On

Harry discovers something about his boyfriend too cute to let alone.

Harry Potter, Closer to Fine

Harry is going off the deep end.

Harry Potter, I’ll Be Goddabbed

Lily's put up with more than any reasonable woman should have to.

Harry Potter, Skins (The Bodies Under Siege Remix)

Sirius doesn’t believe in apologies, but it’s going to take something huge to make up for the Shack incident. Meanwhile, with his big secret revealed, Remus is creating new ones.

Harry Potter, Climbing Black Into Bed

There's only one good thing about 5 AM Astronomy.

Harry Potter, Anything For Fashion

Sirius is bored, which is never a good thing for McGonagall's shoes.

Harry Potter, Other Outlets

Cedric seems to be spying on Oliver's practice.

Harry Potter, It’s All in the Kneepads

Harry knows the sounds of Weasleys plotting when he hears it.

Harry Potter, What Do You Need Toes For Anyway?

Percy can't have an owl, but his brothers work something out.

Harry Potter, Five Points For Permanent Mental Damage

Hermione hates Draco. Hate hate hate hate hate.

Harry Potter, Strap Yourself In

You don't cuddle with Draco Malfoy. You strap yourself in and feel the gs.

Harry Potter, Flakes

Sirius likes the snow.

Harry Potter, Choke On It

There's some shouting in the locker room.

Harry Potter, Gone Straight To His Head

Sirius isn't sure how he got into his pants.

Harry Potter, Some Things Never Change

Turns out Percy's been to more Quidditch games than he thought.

Harry Potter, Sirius is Winning a Lot of Money Here Tonight

Sirius thinks Draco is pretty.

Harry Potter, Shouting Match

It was unclear which of them was more surprised.

Harry Potter, Be Impressed That I Remembered Stubby Boardman’s Name

It's all fun and games until somebody gets psychoanalyzed.

Harry Potter, Backing Up Your Threats

Remus puts his foot down with James and Sirius.

Harry Potter, First Time

It didn't turn out quite as Lily and Remus expected.

Harry Potter, Remus Lupin, Heartbreaker

Remus needs to talk to Lily a moment.

Harry Potter, I’m Too Old

Somehow, they got old.

Harry Potter, Lust Potion

Whether this is the worst idea ever is up for debate.

Harry Potter, And Then There’s the After-Party

Lily is the Marauders' first fangirl and also is going to murder Remus.

Harry Potter, Woke Up in the Hospital a Week Later

Oliver doesn't understand what Percy is on about when there's Quidditch to be played.

Harry Potter, Welcome to the Revolution

James asks Peter what he thinks about their girlfriends sleeping together.

Harry Potter, Painting By Numbers

Lily takes great delight in making Sirius do things the Muggle way.

Harry Potter, Last Maraudes of a Triumph

Remus just has to know.

Harry Potter, Rrrrriiiiiiip!

Hermione does not see the need for this.

Harry Potter, Housepets

Motorbikes are not pets, is Remus's opinion.

Harry Potter, Doing Your Duty as a Head Boy

This isn't Harry and Draco's fault.

Harry Potter, Gender Gap

Hermione thinks boys are for losers.

Harry Potter, Avoidance Tactics

Remus is avoiding Harry.

Harry Potter, Morning Person

James hates 7 AM Quidditch practice.

Harry Potter, With the Naked Eye

Sirius has a glitter crisis.

Harry Potter, Not Even Looking

Ginny's been noticing a lot of interesting things.

Harry Potter, Glitter Me This

Sirius asks for Remus' advice, and it's totally innocent.

Harry Potter, Lightning Has Just Struck My Brain

Things aren't quite adding up for Harry.

Harry Potter, Worthy Prey

Remus is a hunter after all.

Harry Potter, Evening the Score

After the Trick, Sirius just wants things to be even again.

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