"You're coming home with me after work," is all Totsuka says, but it makes Hashimoto grin irrepressibly for the rest of the day. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

The Tokyo Stars are in the playoffs, Kitayama is leading the leagues in goals, and Fujigaya is leading it in anxiety. (Hockey AU)

Hashimoto is the worst basket weaver on the planet, literally. Totsuka has to take over. (Hashien AU, Hashimoto/Totsuka, Iwamoto/Sakuma)

Totsuka mentions that maybe they're getting a little boring in their old age, so Kitayama invites Kawai home to shake things up a little. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Kitayama/Totsuka/Kawai)

In some universe somewhere, Shintarou and Hashimoto are the same age and form a cute duo unit thanks to their shared birthday. (AU)

Even if all six of them have outgrown their Bakaleya days, there's no reason that they can't keep growing until they find a way to fit back together again. (Gen)

Goseki's not entirely sure why he keeps these guys around. (Goseki/A.B.C-Z)

Hasshi doesn't really get sarcasm. (Gen)

Kawai and Hashimoto make it up to Totsuka for how they were busy with their stageplay. (Kawai/Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Ebikisu finally get a second series of 12star concerts, six years too late and a million years too soon for Totsuka's heart. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Snowmen are weak to low pressure. (Watanabe/Miyadate)

Shintarou accidentally ends up as a 17-year-old father, but it's only after that that all the really good stuff happens. (Shintarou/Maika, Juri, Baka6)

Shintarou shares his birthday wish with Shintarou. (Hashimoto and Shintarou)

Five universes where Miyadate has to chase down Watanabe, and one where he had him the entire time. (Watanabe/Miyadate)

Yokoo thought Nikaido's sex drive might kill him before he changes gender the first time, but now he's sure it will. (Yokoo/Nikaido)

Kawai gives the best hugs in the company, and Fukazawa is in desperate need of them. (Kawai/Fukazawa)

Hashimoto wants all the reasons, and Totsuka just wants to not be fired. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Totsuka and Yabu's date nights are non-negotiable, once they manage to schedule it in these days. (Totsuka/Yabu unrequited)

Shintarou and Jinguji swap bodies, and realize maybe their own problems aren't so bad after all. (Shintarou and Jinguji)

Hashimoto is looking for some attention, and the Snowmen could use a new toy to share. (Hashimoto/Snow Man)

Hashimoto doesn't let a little thing like being different species stand in the way of having everything he wants with Totsuka. (Hashimoto/Totsuka, AU)

Totsuka tries to tell Hashimoto his feelings in lyrics instead of words, but it doesn't work out as well as he hoped. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Tottsu seems like he's angling to get punished today. (Hasshi/Tottsu)

Taipi's life is hard for 50k words because Kitayama is stuck in his band...and is a girl. (AU, Fujigaya/Kitayama, Senga/Nikaido, Tamamori/Miyata)

[We're waiting for you] the mail said, and Kawai rereading it for the 20th time didn't change what it said. (A.B.C-Z, Yara, gen)

Kawai can tell you how Hashimoto became A.B.C-Z's manager, but it still won't actually explain anything that happens after that. (Ebikisu, gen)

Totsuka has loved Hashimoto ages, like everybody does, but falling in love with him is another story. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Things between them haven't always been so smooth. (Hashimoto/Tsukada)

If Kawai and Tsukada are going to be so useless, then it's up to the pair of them in the end. (Goseki/Totsuka)

When Kawai laughs like that, Totsuka can't help but laugh too. (Kawai/Totsuka)

Goseki calls, and Hashimoto comes running. (Goseki/Hashimoto)

It's the longest month of Kawai's life, except the month it takes to recover. (Kawai/Tsukada)

They don't talk about it, but sometimes Totsuka worries about Tsukada. (Totsuka/Tsukada)

Kawai needs attention sometimes too. (Kawai/Goseki)

Hashimoto has been tracking Kawai down for practice lately, but not the kind like usual. (Kawai/Hashimoto)

"We need a time machine," Kitayama says, offering a water bottle; Hashimoto nods fervently, smile thin but grateful. (Gen)

"What did you do?" Totsuka sighs. (Gen)

"You know, Hiromitsu," Totsuka said, voice mild, "when I said we should go on a proper date, I didn't mean as if we were in junior high." (Kitayama/Totsuka)

"Letting Hasshi-kun pick our costume theme just proves that he's the genius and we're the idiots."

Totsuka really felt that he'd been more than patient. (Gen)

Kitayama is sleeping peacefully in the dressing room, sprawled out over the battered couch when the attack happens. (Various Juniors)

Fujigaya isn't so pleased with his kouhai as some. (Fujigaya, Totsuka, Tackey)

Four kisses was Hashimoto's tanabata strip. (Hashimoto/ABC)

Ft2 are the senpai, Nika is Leader, Kitayama is the brat, and Senga is Fujigaya's favorite senpai? It must be AU week~ (Kis-My-Ft2)

In the wake of Kis-My-Ft2's debut announcement, Totsuka has had more than enough of being reasonable, and Hashimoto doesn't mind being in the line of fire. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

AU: Kitayama can't sleep, and Fujigaya and Totsuka trash a bunch of fairy tales. (Gen)

After the Paraguay/Uruguay World Cup match, Totsuka and Hashimoto abuse Kitayama's couch until he makes demands of his own. (Totsuka/Hashimoto/Kitayama)

Hashimoto's Halloween costume is...disastrous. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

They don't get to do it nearly often enough these days, in Kitayama's opinion. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

The kid is cute enough that James is willing to forgive the purple, shiny suit. (James/Hashimoto)

Kawai has a genius plan for how his unit can keep themselves from being entirely illegal. (Hashimoto/ABC)

Kis-My-Ft2 has a spy at their practice, stealin' Mitsu's moves. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Sanada/Nozawa)

I just wanted an excuse to write a lot of crazy Kisumai pairings. And a Kawai cameo. (OT7, various combinations)

Hashimoto shares Totsuka's shower, and Totsuka isn't made of stone. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

It's not that Totsuka's jealous exactly, it's just that he wishes Hashimoto didn't give himself to people quite so freely. Also the Snowmen are trouble. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Hasshi comes stomping in like some pretty-haired, big-eyed Godzilla, and A.B.C. is Tokyo. (Gen, or Hasshi/ABC)

JE pet store AU for JE100 au week. (Gen)

For AU week. In JE, sometimes the more things change, the more they end up exactly like they were. And Nika ends up being the dot again. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Senga/Nikaido, Tamamori, Miyata, various others)

Totsuka Shota, Best Ninja Ever, does not want a ninja partner, does not need a ninja partner, and simply refuses to have a ninja partner. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Kis-My-Ft goes to Hollywood to be the next big thing. (Kis-My-Ft2)

Totsuka's nap is roundly interrupted. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Loveless AU AU, in which Kitayama has Ultraman pajamas and he and Totsuka are bonded when they are tiny instead of in their late teens. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Kitayama would have definitely stolen his entire group's Countdown kisses over the years, given half a chance. (Kitayama/Kis-My-Ft2)

Hasshi gets what he wants usually, but even he can't change his birthday to suit his plans for New Year's. (Hashimoto/Totsuka, Hashimoto/A.B.C.)

Totsuka's only a tease if he doesn't put out. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Balcan gets a new boyfriend. (Balcan/Yokoo's Roomba)

Totsuka's been in Johnny's a long time; consequently, his birthday is amazing. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Kitayama doesn't generally subscribe to things like jealousy or possessiveness. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Tottsu and Goseki teach Hasshi a lesson about exactly who he belongs to. (Totsuka/Hashimoto/Goseki)

Kawai's ninja unit isn't thrilled about their new member. (Hasshi/A.B.C.-Z, AU)

Hashimoto takes one for the team. Or maybe Tottsu does, whichever. (Hasshi/A.B.C.-Z)

Hashimoto's having trouble sleeping during their first tour; Goseki has an obvious solution. (Hashimoto/Goseki)

Totsuka knows better than to get excited. Hashimoto knows more than Totsuka thinks. (Totsuka, Hashimoto)

In which lots of people get walked in on, Yara torments most of them, and A.B.C.-Z is in the wrong dressing room most of the time. (Various pairings)

7/15 is both Hasshi and Shintarou's birthday. (Gen)

Hasshi gets his way. No one is shocked. (Hashimoto/Totsuka, Hashimoto/A.B.C.-Z)

The bakery hadn't seemed like a terrible idea when Hashimoto coaxed Totsuka inside. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Koyama has a little problem saying no to people, and Nakamaru helps him out as best he can. (Koyama/NEWS, Koki/Nakamaru/Koyama)

Five lessons Fujigaya has learned from Sho, Tackey, Tsubasa, Yara, Koki, Kitayama, and Yokoo. And even the kouhai make it in there a little. (Fujigaya/senpai)

The youngest members of other JE units reacts to the news about Ryutarou's incident with the stalker. (Gen)

Goseki watches Tamamori grow up, but he still doesn't quite see what Tamamori is showing him. (Goseki/Tamamori)

Miyata's got a certain song stuck in his head after the KAT-TUN medley. (Miyata/Tamamori)

Kitayama just wants some peace and quiet so he can get his paper done. (Kitayama/Ebikisu)

Ten years of moments, from when Fujigaya and Tsukada entered the Jimusho, until this one. (Fujigaya, Tsukada)

Reassurances pass from one person to the next. (Gen)

Tottsu told Shoon about the member-ai, but Kawai and Goseki give him a practical demonstration. (Kawai/Goseki/Shoon)

Through Shounen Club, Summary, First Concert, and beyond, Shoon starts fitting in again. (Shoon/A.B.C.)

NEWS and KAT-TUN go on simultaneous tours, and Gackt-chan has her summer debut. (Jin/Yamapi)

Kawai thinks Goseki should take one for the team during Countdown. (Kawai/Goseki)

Tsukada's new hair is driving Kawai crazy. (Kawai/Tsukada)

Shoon tries to find his place among the other groups of Johnny's Entertainment, with mixed results. (Gen)

Since his birthday, Shoon's been going out an awful lot, and the rest of the band have some things to say about that. (Shoon/Ya-Ya-yah)