Tamamori finds the food challenge and onions...challenging. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Senga bounced on his toes, waiting for the train to hurry up and get to the station already. (Senga/Kitayama)

Kame can't stand that they're all sitting there so calmly in this meeting, when all he wants to do is stand up and shout. (Gen)

"We need a time machine," Kitayama says, offering a water bottle; Hashimoto nods fervently, smile thin but grateful. (Gen)

Yamamoto spends all day searching, bag of homemade chocolate in his hand, but the Yaramon is elusive today. (Yara/Yamamoto)

Johnny settled in at his desk and opened his laptop as he usually did about this time of night. (Gen)

Yara grunts when someone lands on his chest and wakes him from his doze, but he relaxes when he feels their exact weight. (Yara/Yamamoto)

"What did you do?" Totsuka sighs. (Gen)

Tackey is a mess all rehearsal, distracted, clock-watching. (Tackey/Tsubasa)

Patrick O'Green was on his stomach near the frog pond, a usual haunt, flicking star sprinkles at any lily pads that happened not to meet his standards. (AU, Gen)

"Hold still, I said," Sakuma murmured in reproach, concentrating, and Iwamoto swallowed hard. (Sakuma/Iwamoto)

The afternoon staff meeting began with Yokoo eyeing all of them reprovingly. (AU)

"But what do you think we'll be competing for?" Hikaru asked, and nobody knew the answer to that. (Yamada/HSJ)

When Tackey had suggested a movie night in, Tsubasa was pleasantly surprised. (Tackey/Tsubasa)

"You know, Hiromitsu," Totsuka said, voice mild, "when I said we should go on a proper date, I didn't mean as if we were in junior high." (Kitayama/Totsuka)

"Any chance you're coming home tonight?" Tsubasa asks, voice sounding far-away over the phone connection. (Tackey/Tsubasa)

After years of lobbying, Nikaido had finally landed his first drama roll. (Gen)

"You guys did all this…" Abe looked around in bewilderment. "For me?" (Abe/Snowmen)

Sakuma wakes when the bed shifts, and Iwamoto is leaning over him. (AU, Sakuma/Iwamoto)

At first, Sanada didn't really even understand that anything strange was going on. (Sanada/Nozawa)

For starters, there definitely hadn't been any sort of juice in that wine glass. (Miyata/Tamamori)

"Letting Hasshi-kun pick our costume theme just proves that he's the genius and we're the idiots."

"I'm not going in there," Nikaido balks when they near the deserted, run-down shrine. (Nikaido/Senga)

Sure Tamamori claimed all he wanted to do after filming ended was sleep. (Tamamori/Miyata)

"Whoa," Yokoo snatched the little cosmetic pot out of Senga's hand, nose wrinkled, "just what is that?" (Gen)

The two of them were in a pleasantly sticky tangle on Tamamori's bed, Tamamori's house quiet besides the sound of their slow breaths. (Tamamori/Miyata)

The Nikachu sniffed the air, fur bristling nervously. (Pokemon Crossover)

Leader's life is hard. (Gen)

"And what's Date-sama going to do about it?" (Watanabe/Miyadate)

"I'm home!" Senga calls. (Senga/Nikaido)

Tamamori stumbled into his bedroom, not bothering to turn the lights on. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Totsuka really felt that he'd been more than patient. (Gen)

"Niiiika," Senga leans over Nikaido, watching his chest rise and fall steadily, "are you awake?" (Nikaido/Senga)

"Wait, wait!" Watanabe pushes Miyadate back, making Miyadate blink. (Watanabe/Miyadate)

Yokoo covers his mouth when he laughs. (Kitayama/Yokoo)

Tamamori's sleeping face is pretty damn cute, or at least Miyata thinks so. (Tamamori/Miyata)

It's only been Nikaido's birthday for a half-hour, but he's entirely satisfied with it. (Nikaido/Senga)

By the time Sakuma turns eighteen, the Snowmen have already had Fukazawa's legalizing birthday to practice. (Sakuma/Snowmen)

Miyata's been working up to it slowly, so slowly. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Nikaido screams when arms grab him from behind, before he recognizes the grip as Senga's. (Senga/Nikaido)

At this point, Fujigaya drags his feet into the Duet photoshoot every time, because their mission is to make his life hard. (Gen)

Kitayama is sleeping peacefully in the dressing room, sprawled out over the battered couch when the attack happens. (Various Juniors)

Fujigaya isn't so pleased with his kouhai as some. (Fujigaya, Totsuka, Tackey)

Four kisses was Hashimoto's tanabata strip. (Hashimoto/ABC)

Ft2 are the senpai, Nika is Leader, Kitayama is the brat, and Senga is Fujigaya's favorite senpai? It must be AU week~ (Kis-My-Ft2)

Eight universes, but Miyadate loves Watanabe in every single one of them. (Watanabe/Miyadate)

"You really helped Rikiya-kun get married?" Watanabe says, awed. (Tackey/Tsubasa, Watanabe/Miyadate)

"We'd like to try something new," one of the managers says during the concert planning meeting. (Okamoto, HSJ)

AU: Kitayama discovers Fujigaya the porn star. (Kitayama/Fujigaya)

AU: Kitayama can't sleep, and Fujigaya and Totsuka trash a bunch of fairy tales. (Gen)

AU: If Kitayama had joined as young as Fujigaya, things might have been different. (Gen)

Sanada doesn't mind when Nozawa's tsundere. (Sanada/Nozawa)

It's any excuse to play in the snow, with Watanabe. (Watanabe/Miyatadate)

Kis-My-Ft2 has a spy at their practice, stealin' Mitsu's moves. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Sanada/Nozawa)

I just wanted an excuse to write a lot of crazy Kisumai pairings. And a Kawai cameo. (OT7, various combinations)

Miyasauri make very loyal pets. (Tamamori/Miyasaurus Rex)

Hasshi comes stomping in like some pretty-haired, big-eyed Godzilla, and A.B.C. is Tokyo. (Gen, or Hasshi/ABC)

JE pet store AU for JE100 au week. (Gen)

I don't own TAY*J, but they are my favorite AU of all time. (Yamapi/Jin)

For AU week. In JE, sometimes the more things change, the more they end up exactly like they were. And Nika ends up being the dot again. (Kitayama/Totsuka, Senga/Nikaido, Tamamori, Miyata, various others)

Totsuka Shota, Best Ninja Ever, does not want a ninja partner, does not need a ninja partner, and simply refuses to have a ninja partner. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Kis-My-Ft goes to Hollywood to be the next big thing. (Kis-My-Ft2)

Tackey and Pi-chan's story is long and winding, much to Jin's annoyance. (Jin/Yamapi)

Valentine's Day stresses Koyama out. (Nabesho/senpai)

Totsuka's nap is roundly interrupted. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Tackey thinks Tsubasa and Fujigaya have too much time on their hands. (Tsubasa/Fujigaya/Tackey)

Kitayama would have definitely stolen his entire group's Countdown kisses over the years, given half a chance. (Kitayama/Kis-My-Ft2)

This Countdown, Tackey still feels something's missing. (Tackey/Tsubasa)

The first year Kis-My-Ft2 got to be all together for the New Year. (Kitayama/Senga)

Hasshi gets what he wants usually, but even he can't change his birthday to suit his plans for New Year's. (Hashimoto/Totsuka, Hashimoto/A.B.C.)

Totsuka's only a tease if he doesn't put out. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Balcan gets a new boyfriend. (Balcan/Yokoo's Roomba)

Totsuka's been in Johnny's a long time; consequently, his birthday is amazing. (Totsuka/Hashimoto)

Tamamori comes by it honestly, at least. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Nakatsu's not in a hurry. (Nakatsu/Ashiya)

Fujigaya sulks with plenty of good reason. (Gen)

Kitayama doesn't generally subscribe to things like jealousy or possessiveness. (Kitayama/Totsuka)

Miyata hadn't quite imagined Tamamori as the aggressor. (Tamamori/Miyata)

Kawai's ninja unit isn't thrilled about their new member. (Hasshi/A.B.C.-Z, AU)

Hashimoto takes one for the team. Or maybe Tottsu does, whichever. (Hasshi/A.B.C.-Z)

Ryo used to love the train. (Gen)

In which lots of people get walked in on, Yara torments most of them, and A.B.C.-Z is in the wrong dressing room most of the time. (Various pairings)

Kitayama changes their dinner plans. (Kitayama, Tamamori)

Senga says it's too hot. (Senga/Nikaido)

They've been in Tokyo too long. (Akito/Junta)

7/15 is both Hasshi and Shintarou's birthday. (Gen)

The bakery hadn't seemed like a terrible idea when Hashimoto coaxed Totsuka inside. (Hashimoto/Totsuka)

Miyata ambushes Tamamori, just back from Gokusen filming. (Tamamori/Miyata)

For Masuda, it isn't summer until his favorite summer flavor appears. (Masuda, Yamapi)